Topic: Women’s erotic films:

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #134,432

Slow, eye-locked missionary, which leads up to the money shot of tender cuddling and soft intimate discussion. (Lady Chatterly’s Lover, Outlander)

Bondage - with a rich guy, who blindfolds her. For missionary. (50 Shades of Lame)

Being held captive - by a rich guy, until she’s ready. (365 Days)

Finding one’s womanhood at the expense of a summer worker’s job and career. With eye locked missionary after a slow makeout session and dancing. Poor guy is okay because he’s a summer fling. (Dirty Dancing)

Street walker ends up in rich guy’s penthouse suite, where he sends her shopping, and he ends up prostrating himself to her. After some missionary. (Pretty Woman)

Common themes much?

Darkness joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #1,431,161

You’re into women’s erotica?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,167

@previous (Darkness)

> You’re into women’s erotica?

I’ve seen these over the years with wives and girlfriends.

Common themes are wealth and intimacy with sexual minimalism. And it’s all about her emotional center. Guys gushing emotional spew = bukkake.

Darkness joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,172

@previous (A)
I have no idea what sexual minimalism is. Is that when you have sex in an apartment that doesn’t have any furniture because of prole drift but people say it’s a lifestyle choice out of cope?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,267

@previous (Darkness)

> I have no idea what sexual minimalism is. Is that when you have sex in an apartment that doesn’t have any furniture because of prole drift but people say it’s a lifestyle choice out of cope?

You’re on fire, dude. That’s funny.

I mean it looks like married chore sex. Eye-locked missionary. Yawn. Women putting in as little as possible to passive aggressively neg you. So you then respond by dressing better and flirting with women, which sets off a wife’s / girlfriend’s jealousy tripwire and she fucks your brains out.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,281

@1,431,167 (A)
Yep pretty much.

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,282

@1,431,267 (D)
Women are weird tbh. With men they love all sorts mental gymnastics and confusing shit with very minimal effort in sex department as you and op pointed out but when it comes to other women they’re surprisingly good at keeping it simple: they just wanna eat pussy and fuck/rub beans.

Minichan