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Topic: What’s the funniest conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?

A black guy pointing stuff out started this discussion 2 weeks ago #134,426

This has been scrubbed from the internet except for people commentating on it, but there’s one black pastor who had a podcast who was going on and on about how Starbucks has gay Ebola semen in their coffee creamer.

A black guy pointing stuff out (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,431,098

Agartha is also pretty funny. There are some white supremacists who think that the Earth is hollow and there are magical aryans living on the inside of the shell.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 second later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,099

Have you heard about the backwards head theory?

A black guy pointing stuff out (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,103

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Is this what you mean?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_twist_theory

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,114

@previous (A black guy pointing stuff out)

No but that's a fun conspiracy theory too

A black guy pointing stuff out (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,117

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
What is backwards head theory?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 21 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,118

@1,431,098 (A black guy pointing stuff out)
How is that funny?

A black guy pointing stuff out (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,120

@previous (C)
Because it’s dumb.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,127

@1,431,117 (A black guy pointing stuff out)

It's that your point of view isn't locked to your face, it's just trained into you that way from childhood

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,142

The entire body positive/fat acceptance movement was a Russian or Chinese psy-op to weaken the US military by shrinking the pool of physically fit citizens

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,260

We wuz kangz/samurice/british/roamans/etc.

Darkness joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,277

@previous (E)
What if I’m black but part British and part Italian tho?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,285

@previous (Darkness)
Baked Potato with fried chicken, a side of beans. some garlic bread with melted blend of mozzarella and provolone cheese.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,431,908

@1,431,277 (Darkness)
then i pee on you
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