Topic: Why can't we be friends?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #134,369

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If you post on Minichan,
You know you're gonna end up trans!

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 26 seconds later[^] [v] #1,430,767

You better leave your butthole be,
Or else you're gonna end up like Goatse!

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,771

You claim that you're an alpha male,
But you're a pansy who loves to get railed!

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Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,776

You say you're in the manosphere,
That only means that you're a big queer!

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,777

If you're convinced you'll win,
You'll become trans like Catherine

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,785

LGBT, that's Cato's stance,
But in Iran, that's a death sentence!

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,787

You live in mom's basement, the carpet's brown,
And you weigh over 500 pounds!

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,808

Anyone who posts at this place,
Has a misshapen ugly face!

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Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,827

If you haven't lost your virginity yet,
You must be from Lafayette!

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,828

If you are freakishly obsessed,
Then you definitely have manbreasts!

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,829

I wanted to be friends with RedCream, but he gave me the goatfinger, the sneaky charlatan.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,843

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when the US is a bankrupt warmongering police state and Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA is a peaceful and free country with a balanced budget.