Topic: So I I work at the the CIA
CIA HQ started this discussion 2 hours ago #134,349
Hey everybody. I work at the American uh central intelligence CIA agency. And basically what happened is I’m in cybersecurity so I hand coded a virus without using AI (because I’m a very high IQ stable genius) and I uh, basically what I did is I hacked into the laptop and cellphone of president Xi Jinping of China and installed a tracking spyware and I’ve been recording his internet searches. It turns out the the uh president of China is into beastiality and he watches horse porn on a regular basis. I just wanted to uh put that out there since the NSA and the secret service have been trying to kill me because they don’t want this released because trump wants to use it as leverage against the Chinese for a rainy day. But I don’t think xi should get away with this and this info is something that could free the Chinese people so that’s why I’m leaking this secret information to you that yes in fact xi jinpign likes big horse cock porn and that’s on his computer hundreds of gigabytes of it he’s a real gooner. Yeh.
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