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Topic: Minecraft is retarded

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 3 weeks ago #134,335

Just literally grab some dirt and make a cube

Punch a tree and make a hoe

Gather some wild wheat and bam

You've won Minecraft in 5 minutes

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,430,465

I’m surprised by the resurgence of games with nearly 32-bit quality graphics. I thought we’d be into VR and ultra-realism by now, not looking at Minecraft and Roblox as major franchises.

Haxus the Great joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,468

@OP

> Just literally grab some dirt and make a cube
>
> Punch a tree and make a hoe
>
> Gather some wild wheat and bam
>
> You've won Minecraft in 5 minutes

You are a Simpleton with no Creativity.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,471

I refuse to show them my gunt

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,473

I was sitting with a friend's daughter and we were banging things with sticks to craft, dig holes and plant stuff. It is not like a shovel motion at all. Then I realized I was in minecraft.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,487

@1,430,465 (B)
muh graphics are nigger concerns

A black guy pointing stuff out joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,493

@1,430,465 (B)

> I’m surprised by the resurgence of games with nearly 32-bit quality graphics. I thought we’d be into VR and ultra-realism by now, not looking at Minecraft and Roblox as major franchises.

Because they’re fun. Minecraft doesn’t have bad graphics it’s an art style it was intentionally made that way.

A black guy pointing stuff out joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,556

Minecraft doesn't have raping nigguhs.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,557

@1,430,493 (A black guy pointing stuff out)

> > I’m surprised by the resurgence of games with nearly 32-bit quality graphics. I thought we’d be into VR and ultra-realism by now, not looking at Minecraft and Roblox as major franchises.
>
> Because they’re fun. Minecraft doesn’t have bad graphics it’s an art style it was intentionally made that way.

I know. I remember games trying for photorealism and some early ones that used clunky photographic captures. They lost sight of fun and couldn’t bridge the uncanny valley. I have no interest in Roblox, but for kids it’s an enormous sandbox of potential - fighting games, battle royales, building, and whatever else.

Minecraft has hidden libraries. That way people playing in autocratic countries can safely access books and other writings without being spied on. Their countries can’t see into the Minecraft servers.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 weeks ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,560

@1,430,556 (A black guy pointing stuff out)
Deys mods for dat

A black guy pointing stuff out replied with this 3 weeks ago, 42 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,562

@1,430,557 (I)
> Minecraft has hidden libraries

But blacks can't read!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,638

@1,430,465 (B)
VR/AR still expensive for a subpar experience. we're not close to ready player one/SAO technology.

Until that happens Minecraft it is!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,644

@previous (J)

Ready player one/SAO is fanciful technology and I don't see how a headset can ever hijack the nervous system like that without invasive brain surgery

Some black dude joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,655

@1,430,557 (I)

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Some black dude double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,656

You can also make logic gates with redstone. Since a torch is just a not gate, and you can make an or gate by just joining two wires together, nand is functionally complete, so once you realize that, if you just copy circuit diagrams from a computer engineering textbook you can make adders and I’ve seen people make working computers in Minecraft. Although, like if you’re sane and don’t have way too much time making a full adder is a lot easier.

Like there’s no or gate, but and is just not (not a and not b), and if you look up the truth tabes you can figure out xor, and a full adder is just two xor, two and, and an or.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,678

@1,430,638 (J)

> VR/AR still expensive for a subpar experience. we're not close to ready player one/SAO technology.
>
> Until that happens Minecraft it is!

Zuck shut down most of his failures there. Most AR goggles make you six in 15 minutes because they don’t replicate the human field of vision. VR still is meh.

Anonymous J replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,719

@1,430,644 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Its possible. after all when it comes to whites and sci-fi. they'll make it happen because who wouldnt want that?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,727

I really liked the magma escape server 7chan used to host until they banned me for no reason

A black guy pointing stuff out joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,755

@previous (M)

> until they banned me for no reason

Using your real IP address type moment.
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