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Topic: I hold missionary position in the same esteem as Sbarro’s.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #134,316

Sbarro’s is one of those places you go to because you’re hungry and it’s the only option, like a train station. Same with missionary. It kind of sucks but it beats not getting laid.

Animated Anime Epstein Fan joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,430,357

your fist doesnt count as sex

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,380

@OP
You would probably enjoy Mormon soaking even less.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,432

An exerpt from 'No Hard Feelings' from The Bloodhound Gang:

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Anymore

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,430,448

@1,430,380 (C)

> You would probably enjoy Mormon soaking even less.

Probably an urban legend. They probably just do oral and anal like “technical virgins” are prone to.
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