Topic: so like, God was all like, hey Abraham, kill your kid
boof started this discussion 1 month ago #134,245
And Abraham's all like, what? God says, yeah do it, kill that fucker
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,429,698
I grew up in a rural evangelical community and our Bible translation had Abraham go through with it. Dad would always quote that verse when I talked back.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,704
@previous (B)
What kind of fucked up bible translation was this, there's meant to be a lamb in the thicket
What kind of fucked up bible translation was this, there's meant to be a lamb in the thicket
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,707
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I read the real verse after moving to the city and reading my roommates bible.
I'm not sure where our pastor got his translation, it was a small church.
I read the real verse after moving to the city and reading my roommates bible.
I'm not sure where our pastor got his translation, it was a small church.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 second later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,708
You should never harm children!!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,713
@1,429,707 (B)
Sounds like it was altered for some reason or another, it doesn't even make sense. Who was Jacobs father in this bible? Did the Esau/Jacob story even happen?
Sounds like it was altered for some reason or another, it doesn't even make sense. Who was Jacobs father in this bible? Did the Esau/Jacob story even happen?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,720
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
The Old Testament was much shorter but I think the New Testament was unchanged.
The Old Testament was much shorter but I think the New Testament was unchanged.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,732
Cato joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,429,746
@1,429,698 (B)
> I grew up in a rural evangelical community and our Bible translation had Abraham go through with it. Dad would always quote that verse when I talked back.
Fake
> I grew up in a rural evangelical community and our Bible translation had Abraham go through with it. Dad would always quote that verse when I talked back.
Fake