Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago#134,210
I was constipated for months. I have been eating lentils and having massive craps that can't be wiped. I have to get into the shower after every crap and soap up a finger and stick it in my ass several times to clean it. Pain in the ass (literally) but so nice to be no longer constipated.
Meta joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#1,429,490
Stop fucking lentils, start fucking men. Gen Z knows all about it. Get with the times. AI won’t replace you. You’ll be replaced by a man who knows how to use AI to come up with new sex positions to explore with other men around him in his workplace. It’s 2026, you need to man up. Get some foot powder spray.
Meta replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,429,493
@previous (A)
Well that okay babe. If you need somebody to fuck, and you need someone who understands, I understand you OP. That wife ain’t doing shit. We’re perfect for each other. If one finger ain’t enough we can go for two. Maybe use a gerbil or a gopher too.
Meta replied with this 1 day ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,429,499
@previous (A)
So, just wonderinf
do you think Japanese has the right to bomb French?
I thought no, but then I was leaning about Japanese history
very ancient tradition, they invented bombs in Asia long long time ago
if it’s part of their religion maybe it makes sense I don’t know
Meta double-posted this 1 day ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,429,500
Nobody’s going to do anything about it. Nobody is coming to help you. You need to escape the matrix on your own. Why are you gay? Did somebody tell you that you had permission to be gay? You see in high context cultures like Japan where they have respect for authority, you have to ask your boss if you can be gay and if your boss is nice then he will let you be gay. I want to run my American company more like a Japanese one.
Meta triple-posted this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,429,501
Like the thing with these fucking Americans is they have the audacity to be all self important. Like I had one employee I told him he’s allowed to be gay in my office. And he was like "no I’m straight I have a girlfriend." And I was like, "I told you that you are allowed to be gay here and I’m your boss so you have to do what I say. I’m Japanese this is my culture, start being gay." And he said I was British so I can’t be Japanese. But like the UK is basically the same as Japan, we both have a constitutional monarchy, we both love Adolf Hitler, were boys yo. Like, yeah. Anyway I made him suck my cock.