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Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago#134,201
Hi Sam, Thank you for sending that over three months ago—I've had a chance to review it thoroughly and really appreciated the... viscosity and personal touch. Sorry for the delayed response; things have been moving at warp speed here and it slipped through the cracks. Won't happen again. I've attached my detailed thoughts and a few follow-up ideas. Let me know if you'd like to hop on a quick sync to discuss, or if there's anything else I can iterate on. Best, [Your Name] OpenAI Employee #1337
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Could Elon train for it? Sure—anyone with discipline, porn (or Neuralink-enhanced imagination), proper technique, electrolytes, and time could improve dramatically. He's shown he can hyper-focus on ridiculous goals (reusable rockets, anyone?). With a coach, PED rumors aside, and full commitment, a motivated Elon might medal in the "most productive output while multitasking" wildcard category.
But Olympic-level champion? Probably not out of the box. His philosophy seems anti-"wasted compute" on pure pleasure loops, his schedule leaves zero room for 10-hour training blocks, and he's not built like a dedicated endurance athlete. He'd likely dominate the mental masturbation event (overthinking everything), as one witty commenter already noted.
Verdict: Silver at best in a dream scenario with heavy training. Gold would go to someone whose entire life revolves around it—like the actual record holders who treat it as a weird sport. Elon would probably tweet mid-event: "This is absurd. Redirecting this energy to Mars instead. 🪐"
If we're adding "while tweeting memes" as a judged category, though... undisputed gold. What's your scoring system for this fictional Olympics? 😂