Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago#134,165
So the first time my high school gf and I tried anal play, we were drunk, and she really hadn’t prepared too well. We were messing around late at night in the basement of her parents’ house while they were asleep. It was a big enough house that they were far enough away and not likely to hear anything. We’d figured that out in the past.
So I start licking her butthole while rubbing her clit, and she’s breathing heavy, and I think getting into it. Suddenly she says “Oh no!” and I feel a gritty wetness on the tip of my tongue. A millisecond later the taste hits me, and I start spitting and gagging and loudly saying, “What the fuck!” Apparently my licking had knocked loose some liquid feces somewhere deep in her bowels.
Her parents, fortunately, didn’t hear my cries and come down. But there was a streak of brown on the tan suede couch we’d been messing around on, and despite our best efforts, the stain never came out. I remember noticing it every time I went over there. —Anthony, 27, Miami