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I just heard the voice of Allah. He sent an angel to me today in my own home. I was sitting on the couch, and I saw a divine light, and I saw an angel reveal himself to me. The angel told me that YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALL OF YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I am now relaying this message from Allah to all of you, because the angel told me that you specifically are who Allah was referring to.