Topic: Urinal stage fright

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,404

Sometimes I cant piss at urinals if theres someone else there. One time on a plane I couldnt. Felt like my bladder was about to explode it was at like 110% capacity but I couldnt squeeze out a drop it was painfull as hell I have a 24 hour flight in 3 days how can I avoid this.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #240,421

Alcohol.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,422

There are urinals in planes?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,424

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
No obviously not they have those weird littlre toilets still cant piss must be a phsycological issue

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,425

@previous (A)
I thought they were single person cubicles?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,427

@240,421 (B)
Yeah that works if im really drunk no problems but I wont be able to keep myself extremely intoxicated for such a long flight. I tried thinking about something totally different to pissing at urinals and sometimes it works but not always

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,428

@240,425 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Yeah thats right I think its because all the people sitting near the toilet know im in there you know what i mean

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,431

@previous (A)
So this is completely irrelevant then:
> Sometimes I cant piss at urinals if theres someone else there.
As you're not using a urinal and there's nobody else there.

Also, you're weird. :-/

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,435

The trick is to make them even more uncomfortable than you feel. Whenever you're in that situation, simply hold eye contact with the person who is making you feel awkward while whistling ominously. This should fix your problem.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,437

@240,431 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
It has got to be the same issue though man

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,438

@240,435 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> This should fix your problem.

Yeah or get me a broken jaw in the quickest time possible. its an issue with myself not other people

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,439

@240,431 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
apies gonna asp

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,441

@240,427 (A)
Does listening to music help? Find a track with rain or pouring water and turn on the sink.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,442

@240,437 (A)
Maybe, but I'm no doctor...

@240,439 (B)
> apies
Fucking shitlisted.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,443

@240,441 (B)
Might try this anyone have other tips ?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,444

@240,442 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,445

@240,442 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,453

It's called being piss-shy OP, get used to it.

Minichan