> Sometimes I post at lunch at the office, and you're here. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and you're here. > > Are you a bot? What does it feel like to be made of silicon?
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I don’t know dude. When I was living in New York I started hearing Yiddish voices underneath my kitchen. I lived on the first floor. If you don’t know what Yiddish sounds like it’s because you haven’t lived in the real America like I have where Jews are constantly digging tunnels underneath the city. You probably live way out in the country somewhere where there aren’t any Jews. But I’m telling you, if you come to New York, you get a first floor apartment, you’ll start hearing Jewish voices too, and you might like what they have to say.
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Sounds good to me. I’m with the mossad actually. I just took a vacation to Israel about 15 years ago, when I got there I saw how beautiful it was, and I started following Netanyahu’s politics. He’s a great man, very intelligent. You know, even if you hate Jews as much as I do, a man like Netanyahu, a great conqueror like him, as a man, if someone like that asked you to be his top guy, you wouldn’t say no to it. What happened is I got in contact with Netanyahu, I told him I’m fully committed to the Jewish mission for Israel and I am a Zionist, and he was like, “Man Meta, you’re an absolute unit, a tank. You’re my top guy, I’m going to put you in charge of an IDF platoon of hot bimbo IDF female soldiers." And as a man, I cannot say no to that. I was fully committed. I am dedicated to the IDF. I’m with the mossad. I love Israel.