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Topic: Is it okay if I practice karate on a swan?

Smack her cracker started this discussion 4 hours ago #133,930

Like I’m just really trying to perfect my fighting skills and I saw some swans by the lake and I was just thinking about it. Like wouldn’t it be crazy if I got drafted to fight in Iran and I ran out of bullets and I had to fight in hand to hand combat and then I died because I didn’t take the opportunity to practice karate on a swan?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #1,427,113

I can get behind the I ran in Iran, but idk if that is real

Smack her cracker (OP) replied with this 4 hours ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,114

@previous (B)
A lot of great men served in the sands of Japanistan back in the day.

Smack her cracker (OP) double-posted this 4 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,115

Ngl, I should probably quit practicing martial arts because now that I think about it, dying doesn’t really sound that bad actually. Who cares? Blow me up Scotty!

Smack her cracker (OP) triple-posted this 4 hours ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,117

I’m gonna need a cowboy hat

https://youtu.be/SNAnALM2ARg

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,133

It's encouraged

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 21 minutes ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,427,137

@1,427,115 (Smack her cracker)

> Ngl, I should probably quit practicing martial arts because now that I think about it, dying doesn’t really sound that bad actually. Who cares? Blow me up Scotty!

Depending on the martial art, you’re already practicing to die.

“Hold on mugger! Let me bow in and put in my mouth guard. I’m going to need a couple minutes to warm up then I’m going to try out my BJJ Shorin Ryu Omoplata Tomonage. Wonder how it works on concrete.”
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