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Topic: For the upcoming draft

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #133,827

If you get drafted can you choose which part of the military you serve in? Because I think I’d rather assist in enhanced interrogations and torture people who can’t fight back. I think I would be better at that than being in a situation that’s dangerous.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,425,907

Like I think I could cut somebody’s fingers off with wire cutters. I think I’d be good at that. I think that’s more my speed than being like a marine and dying on the beaches or whatever gay shit.

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,908

Either that or I could pick out schools from satellite picture and give you a list of targets to bomb and just work from an office or something. That sounds like a good role. Or I can use AI to do it, and ignore it and pick out civilian targets instead.

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,909

You should apply to the IDF. You sound like just the man they're looking for.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,910

@previous (Meta)
No no no. I’m saying if I’m drafted I’d like to choose a role where I have no chance of being shot at.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 50 minutes ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,925

@previous (A)
you're gonna be in a long waiting list because everyone's thinking the same thing. if draft day does come you either dodge it by leaving the country or go awol the moment you get an opportunity.

Anonymous C double-posted this 47 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,927

or perhaps pull off a big boss and form outer heaven.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 37 minutes ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,933

@1,425,925 (C)
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