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Topic: I wish females didn't exist

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,382

A vagina is basically just a mangled up asshole and penis. The clitoris is a penis that wasn't fully developed in the womb. It's like evolution just got lazy and made an inferior being, women are physically weaker, less intelligent and 200 times more annoying. We have milk formula for young children now, tits are no longer needed. I wish that only men existed and that babies came from our asses. Because frankly, women fucking disgust me, I wish they didn't exist. Why can't medical science make my dream a reality?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #240,123

I, for one, think the exact opposite.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,125

lol go fuck a laser pointer

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,126

@240,123 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Do you really think this fucking planet would still exist if every world leader was female?

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,129

Shouldn't you be painting your brake calipers laser-red?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,130

@240,126 (A)
Yep, and it would be in a better state. Why are you so angry at females?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,137

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Are you fucking serious? I refuse to be driven by females, the thought of having one in charge of nuclear weapons is beyond terrifying. How would you sleep at night?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #240,139

@previous (A)
Most male world leaders are freaking idiots, I don't understand your point.

A penis is basically just a mutated clitoris and ovaries. The penis is a vagina that was contaminated by the extra chromosome. It's like evolution got messed up and made an inferior being. Men are emotionally weaker, less intelligent and 300 times more annoying. After conception, men are never needed again. I wish that only women existed, and that semen came from women's noses. Because frankly, men fucking disgust me, I wish they didn't exist. Why can't medical science make my dream a reality?

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,185

OP has never seen a vagina, but has seen plenty of mangled up asshole and penis.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,187

@240,139 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> A penis is basically just a mutated clitoris and ovaries. The penis is a vagina that was contaminated by the extra chromosome. It's like evolution got messed up and made an inferior being. Men are emotionally weaker, less intelligent and 300 times more annoying. After conception, men are never needed again. I wish that only women existed, and that semen came from women's noses. Because frankly, men fucking disgust me, I wish they didn't exist. Why can't medical science make my dream a reality?

far closer to truth than OPs version.


@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
> OP has never seen a vagina, but has seen plenty of mangled up asshole and penis.

lol this.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,216

OP, are you a homosexual? I am glad women exist. The world would be a lot more violent place if only men were around.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,218

> STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,399

@240,216 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
> OP, are you a homosexual?

Yes.

> The world would be a lot more violent place if only men were around.

No, it wouldn't! Think about it. Everyone would be gay.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,401

go post about it on r9k

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,403

@previous (I)
Oh wait, he can't lol.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,410

@240,216 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
> The world would be a lot more violent place if only men were around.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,414

@240,403 (J)
mootles brought it back tho

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,420

@240,139 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
@OP

~Equally retarded, give or take a derp. Though both are probably trolling.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #240,433

@240,414 (C)
Excellent. Mootles is on a roll recently.

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 years later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #899,859

I miss to4str

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #899,868

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

B R A K E C A L I P E R S

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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #899,912

@899,859 (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
weak white girl

MR MIKE PENCE joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 days later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,828

@240,137 (A)
But there are females in charge of nuclear weapons

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,829

This migjt be a little late but i agree

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Anonymous O replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,863

@previous (Q)
I agree also..


first they're all nicely nice and sweet as sugar...next thing you know they are uppity af and acting like their crap smells like lavender and roses..


everyone of them are duplicitous whores who manage somehow to act decent just long enough to fool you into thinking that maybe you were wrong and there actually are decent women out there...and then...baamm...fucked over again..

maybe if we killed two thirds of them with fire the remaining ones would straighten up and fly right..


just maybe...but I just don't know if it's possible for them..

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Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,878

@previous (O)
when are women ever nice to you

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,900

@previous (R)
When he repeatedly harasses them in public and they are buying time until they can find a way to leave without him following them home.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,901

@900,878 (R)

When they work in a store and think he's a customer.

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,904

@900,863 (O)
lol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #900,930

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
Odd thing is - his mother is still alive. Gives one pause for thought.
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