Topic: American death poems for celiac disease
Nut Box 📦🥜 started this discussion 1 hour ago #133,796
The most honorable American death - a warrior’s death.
Nut Box 📦🥜 (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,425,451
Agh, my asshole, I’m an American
I can’t eat bread or I’ll die, but I’m an American
Oh bread God, forgive me, for I have sinned
Whatever the fuck
I’ll eat the bread to return to where I came from
Either I’ll become a beetle or burn in hell
I have slaughtered children like animals
I feel petty good about it actually I don’t really regret it actually I’d do it again
- Fin
Nut Box 📦🥜 (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,452
When I die… tell the world bill clinton is a lizard!
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