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Topic: If you want to walk into a bar and get laid, do THIS:

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago #133,792

Wear an Izod shirt, high waist jeans, and white New Balance sneakers. For flair, a wizard, top hat, or a Pikachu hat.

Know at least three magic tricks. Bring a water bottle for hydration and a pen and pad for game notes. You can carry the accessories in a tote. Women will see it as sensible. They will view you as a man of action.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,425,387

> getting laid in a bar
Hope you like STDs, cuz that fleshlights waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy past its prime.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,392

Bar bitches are gross. Before you stepped in there they've been through dozens of random slimey men.

Each man they fucks raises their confidence more, and they think a potential bf needs to bring more to the table, even as their looks declines and their attitude gets more hostile.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 43 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,417

I guess it's better they inflict it on bar types rather than creeping on grocery store cashiers that are half their age. Got a bud that didn't shake that habit until he was well into his 40's, he just thought clerks really dug him because they (had to per terms of paycheck) talk to him.
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