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I haven't covered helium in some time https://minichan.net/topic/52641 but with the retarded bombing going on at natural gas processors that happen to collect helium, this lovely blimp gas is a timely topic.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later[^][v]#1,425,186
They could literally just switch to hydrogen for all balloon related activities but some numpty out there is worried their kid's birthday will turn into a Hindenburg incident. Save the helium for important industrial tasks instead.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,425,212
good news! I have invented a thinking machine. This one is an actual being, not fucking software. It does use quantum computing modules powered by fusion reactors. Happily, helium is a byproduct!
GetKirked triple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,425,230
Fun fact that not a lot of people know: you actually can create crystals from helium and sodium. But it’s only possible at pressures around 1% of the pressure at the core of Jupiter.
GetKirked double-posted this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,425,235
It looks like polonium 210 would be a good choice…
Interestingly it’s fatal if ingested but not if it’s outside the body because the alpha radiation only has a 0.1 mm range in human tissue so it can’t penetrate human skin. Which is why the Russians use it to kill political dissidents.