Topic: Trump about to invade Iran

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #133,753

It's gonna be a shit show

https://youtu.be/gr-oeNJ8QZU?is=u68jXofmiBHAFr0f

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,424,651

The President of Peace has done it again!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,652

Tehran is 600 miles from the opening of the strait of Hormuz, if you look at satellite images, it’s mountains the entire way.

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,653

Maybe Trump’s gonna be the next Hannibal.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,679

@1,424,652 (C)
Trump has moved mountains before.

The biggest obstacle won't be the Iranian military, it will be the domestic loons who decided nuclear proliferation is good since Trump is against it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,681

@previous (D)

So you're saying they'll easily conquer Iran... But the obstacle is... Iranians developing nukes... Under occupation?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,682

@previous (A)

No, do you want to try reading it one more time?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,683

@previous (D)

No I'm good with that Trump moving mountains part.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,687

@1,424,679 (D)

> Trump has moved mountains before.
>
> The biggest obstacle won't be the Iranian military, it will be the domestic loons who decided nuclear proliferation is good since Trump is against it.

I was being sarcastic. Trump isn’t going to be the next Hannibal, Hannibal was one of the greatest military leaders in the history of the world. If Trump sends marines into Iran, they’re obviously all going to die. I don’t like Trump.

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Anonymous E double-posted this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,688

Hannibal is famous for invading the Roman homeland in Italy by crossing the alps and attacking from the north when Rome was expecting Carthage to attempt a naval invasion from the south. Hannibal is famous because he marched war elephants from Africa into Europe, through Spain, across a mountain range, and then down into Italy where he won battle after battle. He’s famous because crossing mountains like that in a war is a crazy thing to do and most people who try it don’t have nearly as much success as he did. However, he actually lost to Rome and he died by suicide when he was captured by Roman forces. But he’s still considered one of the best military commanders in the history of the world even though he lost.

The reason I said, "Trump might be the next Hannibal" was purely sarcastic. Trump isn’t a military genius like Hannibal was, and Hannibal didn’t even win by crossing mountains. I was basically saying maybe Trump will go down in history as the greatest loser.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,689

And the fact that a guy who died more than 2,000 years ago is still famous for almost winning a war by crossing mountains should tell you something about how easy winning a war by crossing mountains is.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,731

@1,424,687 (E)
fag

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Anonymous D double-posted this 6 months ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,732

@1,424,688 (E)
Hannibal lost bud.

Anonymous D triple-posted this 6 months ago, 28 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,733

@1,424,689 (E)
> famous for almost winning a war
lmao

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,736

@previous (D)
WE WUZ GR8 GENRALS AN SHIIEEET, FAM

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,737

@previous (F)
To be fair we should consider the whole world, and all of history. Let's not forget the great black countries like:

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习近平 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,740

@1,424,732 (D)

> Hannibal lost bud.

Trump could be the next Hannibal.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,742

@1,424,731 (D)
@1,424,732 (D)
@1,424,733 (D)
@1,424,736 (F)

I think you two need to get checked out. Like seriously there could be something wrong with you two

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 45 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,743

@1,424,740 (习近平)
Rome was the Hegemon at the time, and America is the hegemon now.

History is going to repeat itself.

习近平 replied with this 6 months ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,744

"Trump could be the next Hannibal."

- "Trump can move mountains."

"I don’t like Trump, Hannibal lost."

- "Haha Hannibal lost idiot!"

Man, white people are smart.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 28 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,745

@1,424,742 (A)
Don't presume you know who either of us are.

After reading youe profile notes I would suggest you check yourself into the state hospital, thanks.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 26 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,746

@1,424,742 (A)
*rapes OP*

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,747

@1,424,745 (D)

Ok? Thanks for the concern. Now return the favor.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 1 second later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,748

@1,424,744 (习近平)
What point are you making here?

习近平 replied with this 6 months ago, 6 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,749

@1,424,745 (D)
Trump said he loves you.

习近平 double-posted this 6 months ago, 50 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,750

@1,424,748 (D)
I said Iran is mountainous and I sarcastically said Trump could be the next Hannibal.

I know that Hannibal lost, that’s why I said it. It was an insult.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,751

@1,424,746 (F)

*You're still a loser*

习近平 replied with this 6 months ago, 33 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,754

And when I said Hannibal was a military genius, he was. If you actually look into the second Punic war, there’s a reason why he’s famous even though he lost. He kept winning battles and made it all the way to Rome.

习近平 double-posted this 6 months ago, 34 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,755

It’s a dual insult, Trump isn’t Hannibal, and Hannibal lost so even if Trump was Hannibal he still wouldn’t win.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 8 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,756

@1,424,751 (A)
and i just raped you, so idgaf

习近平 replied with this 6 months ago, 24 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,757

@previous (F)
Your IQ: -6

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 46 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,758

@previous (习近平)
k

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,760

@1,424,756 (F)
k

Anonymous F replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,762

@previous (A)
*rapes OP again, for good measure*

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,765

@previous (F)

It's not rape, you can suck my dick as much as you want. You should still probably get checked out though

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,117

Sigh
https://piefed.social/c/comics/p/1903414/this-cartoon-from-14-years-ago-remains-very-relevant-today

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,122

@previous (H)
Just found out about a new website

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,425,774

Howa bout a boxing match between Iran and USA? Winner take all.

Anonymous J double-posted this 5 months ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,426,327

Draft Barron Trump; make sure he is on the frontline.

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