Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,424,161
They should do a depressing reboot with the adult children living at home. Deborah is deep in menopause and SSRIs so her vagina is closed for business. Raymond is a porn addict who nebbishly frequents escorts while AI projected ghosts of his parents haunt him.
Robert has become a hardened and corrupt police captain facing FBI intervention and civil rights lawsuits. He keeps talking about retiring to the Caribbean with his ill-gotten gains and has frequent fights he tries to keep off the Web.
> Yes, somebody call and tell them I green lit this
I think there’s room for more dark humor family dramas. Plus every guy watching with his wife will be like, “Honey, that’s not me. He’s pathetic!” (Damn so that’s how he gets his burner phone.)
Anonymous G double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,424,177
One more plot change: Robert lives with a young and skanky hot NJ Italian club girl. His frumpy wife failed to reproduce after multiple rounds of IVF, which first led him into police corruption. She had a car accident after Robert met his new squeeze. Something about a severed brake line. She was roasted alive and there are frequent jokes about “Amy flambé” and how Amy was “burning hot.”
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 59 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,424,190
What if cousin Gerald? Glad you asked. He’s gone down a rabbit hole of conspiracies. He becomes a Cartmanesque character, hilariously delivering tirades of invective and hatred in a funny voice at a meta level lest we actually be laughing at the content.