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Topic: Selling stocks like baseball cards?

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 hours ago #133,675

Go buy yourself a pack of stocks, only available on the toys"R"us app, with exclusive Pokemon style design of various stocks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,423,717

@OP

> Go buy yourself a pack of stocks, only available on the toys"R"us app, with exclusive Pokemon style design of various stocks.

Matt’s favorite Pokémon is Quaxwell.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,723

Hell naw, you'll just pocket the rares and dupe some mark into buying a pile of sketchy pharma penny stocks that are left over in the pack.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,725

@previous (C)

There's a chance that I missed a golden stock amongst the penny stocks. That could happen, there's always a chance.

Anonymous B replied with this 45 minutes ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,727

@previous (A)

> There's a chance that I missed a golden stock amongst the penny stocks. That could happen, there's always a chance.

Penny stocks are an absolute crapshoot. A friend of mine was fucking around with his piddling investments while drunk. He got a call from the SEC the next day because he missed a zero and ended up controlling a majority of some broken company.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 33 minutes ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,731

@previous (B)

Did he fire people, live in the building?
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