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Topic: Guys I was thinking

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow !faggot started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,669

I’ve been thinking. You know I’m a little bored. What do you guys think about dying? Anybody down for that? Yeah I was just thinking, what if you, me, everybody, we just get together and we all die.

Think different.


https://youtu.be/L-wrRKFfWPQ

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow !faggot (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 42 seconds later[^] [v] #1,423,591

And when I die I wanna be a fire truck!

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ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow !faggot (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,592

D E L E T E

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ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow !faggot (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,593

E D I T E D O U T

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ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow !faggot (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 20 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,594

:D

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow !faggot (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,595

I thought this was really funny for some reason

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,596

Topics like this are why I didn't believe you when you said you have a high IQ.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,597

@previous (B)
You can believe in whatever you want but the truth is that the truth doesn’t matter. America is an empire, we manufacture reality. Nobody is intelligent. You’re not intelligent and I’m certainly not. The only thing that matters is your willingness to die for a cause that you believe in as an expression of your masculinity. Because the only thing worse than death is someone thinking that you’re feminine.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,598

I mean, just think about how manly it would be for you to die for your country, for your people, for your race. You can’t live forever but your race can. Wouldn’t that be impressive? I’d love to see a white man who cares about his people, who cares about his country. I want to believe that you are a strong man, an intelligent, honorable fighter who would die for your children. You heroes died for your beliefs. I am simply a black coward and I want to be amazed by the glory and the sacrifice of the honorable white race as you throw yourselves off of cliffs into the ocean for your country and for your leader. How beautiful it would be to see a nation of three hundred million dying to save the white world!

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 17 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,599

If you can’t tell I’m being sarcastic.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,600

Really everything is force against force and nothing more. You will live at least for a while. But your race is eternal. Don’t you feel some ancient primal spiritual connection to your people, to the soil? Doesn’t it mean something more to you than this short temporary life on earth? Modern life, modern democratic living isn’t enough for people. People need something to live for and something to die for to give their life meaning. And nothing gives meaning more than primal struggle for survival, humanity in its raw unleashed state. A more war like state, a state of eternal pain and suffering, like hell. Isn’t it better to fight against the guilt of great sin and look up at the light of God so far away? Don’t you want to suffer? Isn’t suffering the most beautiful thing in the universe? Don’t you feel in your heart a deep love for suffering? I couldn’t imagine anything more beautiful than the selfless sacrifice of a man to his race.

I’m being sarcastic of course.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,601

Because isn’t it the case that democracy and freedom and capitalism are all lies? People aren’t replaceable, they aren’t relatable. You are really you, you are not me. We don’t have the same blood or the same ability. Just as when you throw a rock into the sky the stone returns to the Earth, a peasant is never meant to be a king. The same way a rock is meant to be on the ground instead of with the sun and the star and the moon and the clouds in the sky. It is an impossibility. It is simply not possible. And there is something so beautiful about picturing you, a white man, falling out of heaven, onto the Earth, plummeting through the clouds, to be here on the ground with us.

I’m being sarcastic.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow sextuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,602

Isn’t the thought of dying kind of fun? Isn’t it exciting! I think so. A real man doesn’t care about silly things like danger or chasing after women, a real man only cares about being good at fighting and about training his strength and perfecting his athletic ability.

I’m being sarcastic.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow septuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,603

You see the way the universe works, is there is God at the top, and the Devil at the bottom. In the great chain of being, kings owe their loyalty to God, nobles to the king, peasants to the nobles, their animals to them, and so on. It is only logical that there should be class of loyal yet hard wording and industrious workers who are docile in nature by birth to do menial tasks. These workers provide the foundation for society so that intellectuals can be freed to advance science and technology. It is a great opportunity for these impoverished classes that we can offer them death for a cause to give their life a greater purpose than it otherwise would have. It is a form of mercy to allow these people to die for their country.

I’m being sarcastic of course.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow octuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 28 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,604

Now, if I’m not being sarcastic, I think you’re a dumbass and I don’t respect you.

ImABlackGuyOnTheInternetWow nonuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,605

But anyway, even if you don’t like the idea of you dying and me dying, we will. So there’s that.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 20 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,820

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yeah brother like that's a lot to think about. like when you really start thinking about that kind of stuff it just gets you in your head, like it makes you wonder about things. it's one of those things that like, you can't really not think about once someone brings it up, like it just sits there in your brain. i mean like there's a lot to unpack with all that, a lot of different angles you could look at it from. it's definitely something that makes you reflect, like it makes you really consider things in a different way. like the way you see stuff changes when you think about those kinds of big questions, you know what i mean? it's wild how much it can affect your perspective on things. like you start thinking and then you're just thinking about it for hours, like it doesn't really go away. there's definitely something to all that, like there's real weight to it. it's the kind of thing that like, everyone probably thinks about at some point and it hits different every time. like it's heavy, really heavy when you sit with it. makes you wonder about a lot of stuff honestly. like the implications of it all, the way it connects to like everything else in life. you just kind of end up spiraling into your own thoughts about it all, which is like, it's a lot. but yeah like that's definitely something worth thinking about, or at least it's something that makes you think whether you want it to or not. it's just one of those things that's always kind of there in the back of your mind, lingering.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,822

@previous (D)
It’s like, life is unfair. But some people are Nazis and they’re like, "Woah, life is unfair. So cool! Let’s make it more unfair! This won’t negatively affect me."

Then they’ll cheer on a bunch of random wars thinking it won’t affect them, and then it affects them and they make the surprised pikachu face.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,827

@previous (E)
yeah man i mean yeah that's true, they're definitely bad and all that. but honestly i think everyone just needs to chill out and be more tolerant of each other, you know? just be cool with people and let them do their thing. the world would be better if people were just more chill about everything and didn't get so heated all the time. everyone's got different views and stuff, so maybe we should all just be a bit more tolerant and understanding instead of going at each other's throats. just keep it peaceful and vibe with people even if they're different from you, that's all i'm saying. besides i'm really into monkeys man, they're so cool. like every time i went to the zoo i'd always go see the monkeys first, that was always the move. they're just so entertaining to watch, like they do all these crazy things and you never know what they're gonna do next. i'd spend like hours just watching them swing around and mess with each other, it was always a good time. the way they interact with each other is wild too, like they have their own little society going on. honestly monkeys are just the best part of going to the zoo, everything else is cool but the monkeys are where it's at. i'd always make sure to check them out no matter what, that was non-negotiable whenever i went.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,832

@previous (D)
Yeah… unfortunately humans are more closely related to chimpanzees and chimpanzees are violent and unpredictable. Kinda like our species.

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,833

Fun facts about chimpanzees: they use twigs as simple tools and have the capacity for premeditated collective violence against other groups of chimpanzees.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,835

@previous (E)
racist.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,838

@previous (D)
No, it’s actually true, chimpanzees use tools and are capable of war.

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,839

They’re intelligent animals.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,840

Chimpanzees even have non-instinctual behaviors. They sleep in nests to avoid predators but a chimpanzee will only build a nest if it was taught how to build one by another chimpanzee. So they actually have very primitive technologies that they pass on from generation to generation.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,424,121

@previous (E)
Even dolphins and whales learn from their elders...
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