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Topic: Idea for a store

NotThatBlackGuy started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,643

I have an idea for a store: Condoms & Guns. Basically, it’s a store that sells condoms and it also sells ammunition and high powered rifles. So if you want to have sex without making a baby, you come to my Condoms & Guns store. Or if you had a baby you want to get rid of, we sell AR-15s.

NotThatBlackGuy (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,423,201

We would have a little penis isle, a big penis isle (for real men), and a baby-skull-seeking-bullet isle.

NotThatBlackGuy (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,203

I’m thinking it might be a good idea to also sell lead acid car batteries and hydrogen peroxide with instructions in like a little kit with a thermometer. Because water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit and sulfuric acid boils at 639 degrees Fahrenheit, and what you really want is a 3:1 ratio of sulfuric acid to hydrogen peroxide in your bathtub.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,204

NotThatBlackGuy (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,205

@previous (B)
RIP

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,225

@1,423,204 (B)
lol love gun

LiterallyAllBlackPeople joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,251

@1,423,203 (NotThatBlackGuy)

> I’m thinking it might be a good idea to also sell lead acid car batteries and hydrogen peroxide with instructions in like a little kit with a thermometer. Because water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit and sulfuric acid boils at 639 degrees Fahrenheit, and what you really want is a 3:1 ratio of sulfuric acid to hydrogen peroxide in your bathtub.

:)

https://youtu.be/SR7eCSanvCk

boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,378

like, how about a jerk store

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,883

You like? https://youtu.be/vvdMQgaBrz8

Anonymous F double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,943

@previous (F)
Does NOT contain white foxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esb1CBW2WK8

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 47 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,423,958

@1,423,378 (boof)
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