Topic: Need advice.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,360
> Have girlfriend for about a year and a half.
> Going through her stuff, helping her pack so we can move into our first apartment together.
> She goes off to get more boxes while I keep packing.
> Find a big black binder under her bed.
> Open it.
> Full of probably 150-200 pieces of paper.
> Tons of drawings of what has to be me, as a cat.
> Black cat, I have black hair.
> Wears a little striped scarf that is identical to my favorite scarf.
> Usually accompanied by a name that is just a slightly altered-spelling version of my name.
> Some of them are anthro/furry looking cat dudes that are even more clearly modeled after me.
> Pages and pages of short stories about this cat-me.
> Fictional version of my girlfriend, living on her own, with me as a cat.
> Stories are all imagined adventures, unclear as to whether cat-me is imagining these adventures or story-girlfriend is imagining these about her cat.
> Noir cat-me, space cat-me, knight cat-me, countless others.
> Stories regularly end with cat-me curling up in her lap.
> Girlfriend comes back before I can get too far into the sixth short story.
So, I kinda wanna talk to her about this. On the one hand, I'm flattered. On the other hand, I just want to know like...what is up with this. Thoughts?
TL;DR girlfriend imagines me as some sort of adorable cat/catman who goes on imaginary adventures in her home.
> Going through her stuff, helping her pack so we can move into our first apartment together.
> She goes off to get more boxes while I keep packing.
> Find a big black binder under her bed.
> Open it.
> Full of probably 150-200 pieces of paper.
> Tons of drawings of what has to be me, as a cat.
> Black cat, I have black hair.
> Wears a little striped scarf that is identical to my favorite scarf.
> Usually accompanied by a name that is just a slightly altered-spelling version of my name.
> Some of them are anthro/furry looking cat dudes that are even more clearly modeled after me.
> Pages and pages of short stories about this cat-me.
> Fictional version of my girlfriend, living on her own, with me as a cat.
> Stories are all imagined adventures, unclear as to whether cat-me is imagining these adventures or story-girlfriend is imagining these about her cat.
> Noir cat-me, space cat-me, knight cat-me, countless others.
> Stories regularly end with cat-me curling up in her lap.
> Girlfriend comes back before I can get too far into the sixth short story.
So, I kinda wanna talk to her about this. On the one hand, I'm flattered. On the other hand, I just want to know like...what is up with this. Thoughts?
TL;DR girlfriend imagines me as some sort of adorable cat/catman who goes on imaginary adventures in her home.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #239,759
Just ask her. Why do you need to ask us? Goddamn.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #239,773
marvin !H0G.H/BnJg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #239,775
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #239,779
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #239,780
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #239,781
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #239,812
I would have mentioned it as soon as I found the portfolio. You should totally be supportive, and maybe she'll reward you with kinky sex acts.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,892
Scan a few of the cat pictures and upload them here.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,900
@OP
It sounds like your girlfriend is a sweet and charmingly imaginative girl who thinks about you a lot. She must really care for you.
It sounds like your girlfriend is a sweet and charmingly imaginative girl who thinks about you a lot. She must really care for you.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,926
I might be the only one to tell you this OP: run. Run as fast and as far as you fucking can. NOW!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,969
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Now I'm looking back on it, I'm feeling more and more flattered. I especially like the cat-me who wears a trilby as well as his little scarf.
Now I'm looking back on it, I'm feeling more and more flattered. I especially like the cat-me who wears a trilby as well as his little scarf.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,972
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,973
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,975
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,976
@239,969 (A)> Now I'm looking back on it, I'm feeling more and more flattered. I especially like the cat-me who wears a trilby as well as his little scarf.
This is copypasta.
http://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&safe=off&site=webhp&source=hp&q=%22Fictional+version+of+my+girlfriend%2C+living+on+her+own%2C+with+me+as+a+cat.%22&btnK=Google+Search
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #239,979
@previous (L)
I always post on there as well as here when I have problems. Mostly they give shit but they can be very honest.
I always post on there as well as here when I have problems. Mostly they give shit but they can be very honest.