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Topic: Former New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,568

Wrecked her countries economy and lets in so many migrants from shithole countries she not only moves to Australia she move to the most white British part.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,422,509

Australia is tarantula infested prison colony. I’d say that’s a shithole to begin with.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,510

All the white Australians are the descendants of criminals. British culture sucks.

Anonymous B triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,511

Maybe it’s just because I’m black, but I don’t understand why the Japanese attacked Australia in World War Two. I’m not a bad person so I wouldn’t have an empire, but if I was in charge of expanding an empire and I was tasked with finding some new land to settle, I’m not landing a boat in Australia. I’m just not. The nature is too scary, the mammals lay eggs, the spiders are too big, I can’t do Australia. Send me to conquer Siberia and I will make peace with the reindeer. That’s what I’m cut out for. Send me to invade Russia in winter. No tarantulas. If I get too cold, I don’t drink, but if I need vodka to stay alive, I’ll become a heavy drinker. I’ll spray paint T-34 on a polar bear. I don’t care what I have to do, just don’t send me to Australia that’s the last place I want to go. Send me to conquer North Korea. That’s fine. I can’t do the spiders man. I can’t do it!

Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,513

like, I’d you think about it, seven thousand Russian nukes aren’t really that scary when you realize they don’t have eight legs.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,519

Jupiter, you talk too much.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,525

@1,422,511 (B)

> Maybe it’s just because I’m black, but I don’t understand why the Japanese attacked Australia in World War Two. I’m not a bad person so I wouldn’t have an empire, but if I was in charge of expanding an empire and I was tasked with finding some new land to settle, I’m not landing a boat in Australia. I’m just not. The nature is too scary, the mammals lay eggs, the spiders are too big, I can’t do Australia. Send me to conquer Siberia and I will make peace with the reindeer. That’s what I’m cut out for. Send me to invade Russia in winter. No tarantulas. If I get too cold, I don’t drink, but if I need vodka to stay alive, I’ll become a heavy drinker. I’ll spray paint T-34 on a polar bear. I don’t care what I have to do, just don’t send me to Australia that’s the last place I want to go. Send me to conquer North Korea. That’s fine. I can’t do the spiders man. I can’t do it!

Japan used the dumb navy strategy and failed. It didn’t have the fuel or logistics to hold or manage a far flung archipelago empire. The army strategy wanted to focus on China and seizing Siberia, which would have worked in 1941 when Zhukov brought the entirety of the Soviet army to defeat the Wehrmacht at Moscow. Hitler lost the war in that battle. But Zhukov left the east dangerously exposed.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,550

I'd feed her carrots.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,558

Another Merkel, left leaning modern feminist who imports the very men most prone to raping and beating women.

First name black last name guy joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,562

@1,422,525 (C)
I’m not an expert on it, but from what I understand it seems like ironically the reason why Japan is wealthy today, Japan wanted an empire, Japan lost their empire, and Japan’s economy is screwed because of the war in Iran is all for the same reason. Japan doesn’t have any oil. So they can’t make money via resource extraction within their own borders, so they have to manufacture high-value products using resources imported to Japan, which is better for their economy, but it also means they’re always in a precarious position where if the imports stop coming they can’t sustain their own society with their own resources, so it’s a double edged sword.

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First name black last name guy double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,564

I mean, Japan literally invaded China because they wanted access to oil in Manchuria which sounds ridiculous because China doesn’t even have enough oil to sustain itself but Japan is so resource poor in terms of oil, that was actually worthwhile for them.

First name black last name guy triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,566

Although if Japan did have oil, they’d probably be poorer because they never would have had the same incentive to industrialize because they never would have needed to because they could make money without it.

First name black last name guy quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,567

Except America is weird because we’re wealthy, industrialized, and self sustaining in terms of oil production.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,422,672

Nz love Australia
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