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Topic: Why do my balls smell like food??

Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd started this discussion 15 years ago #1,335

Every day, my balls smell like a different food. Today is General Tsao Chicken. Why do my balls smell like food?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #25,751

You re letting yourself get too sweaty and manky.

Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #25,752

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
But how would you explain the fact that they smell exactly like well-known dishes?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,754

@previous (Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd)
Maybe you are sweating out the spices that you've been eating.

Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,755

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Hmm that is an interesting theory! I shall try to match the dinners with the ball-scents! Thank you.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,759

It means that OP has never gotten laid!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,762

This topic seems oddly familiar.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,894

Do you smear dishes over them?

Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,897

@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
Yes.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,900

@previous (Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd)
There is your answer.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,903

@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
> dreamworks4mayor'11

Yes!

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,905

@25,894 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
We have a resident who likes to wrap up crackers and stuff them in her pockets or bra. One day I was getting her ready for bed, and while removing her pants I felt something squishy. I just assumed that it was feces, but when I checked, she had wrapped up some crab salad from dinner and shoved it in her diaper.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,921

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> in here pockets or bra
That's a shitlistin'.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,924

@previous (F)
Oh noes!

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,008

@25,905 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,012

@25,905 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
also thats fucked up

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,018

@previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
I know, I love it.
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