Topic: Why do my balls smell like food??
Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd started this discussion 15 years ago #1,335 Every day, my balls smell like a different food. Today is General Tsao Chicken. Why do my balls smell like food?
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later[^] [v] #25,751 You re letting yourself get too sweaty and manky.
Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #25,752 @previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
But how would you explain the fact that they smell exactly like well-known dishes?
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,754 @previous (Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd)
Maybe you are sweating out the spices that you've been eating.
Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 55 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,755 @previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Hmm that is an interesting theory! I shall try to match the dinners with the ball-scents! Thank you.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,759 It means that OP has never gotten laid!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,762 This topic seems oddly familiar.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,894 Do you smear dishes over them?
Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,897 @previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
Yes.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago , 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,900 @previous (Walrus Johnson !!nA4vUO/nd)
There is your answer.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,903 @previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
> dreamworks4mayor'11
Yes!
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,905 @25,894 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
We have a resident who likes to wrap up crackers and stuff them in her pockets or bra. One day I was getting her ready for bed, and while removing her pants I felt something squishy. I just assumed that it was feces, but when I checked, she had wrapped up some crab salad from dinner and shoved it in her diaper.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,921 @previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> in here pockets or bra
That's a shitlistin'.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,924 dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago , 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,008 @25,905 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic) dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA double-posted this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,012 @25,905 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
also thats fucked up
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,018 @previous (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
I know, I love it.
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