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Topic: Iran war update: unconditional surrender

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,468

Donald Trump has demanded the Iranian leader to surrender unconditionally to the United States.

The Iranian leader is dead.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 45 seconds later[^] [v] #1,421,783

https://youtu.be/2GZvylyuOmw

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,784

It could happen. Unconditional surrender without a leader is possible. It just means you have to get all the military commanders to say, "Yes, please take my power and hang me for crimes against humanity."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,836

Now Azerbaijan is pissed. If Iran attacks them, Turkey jumps in.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,838

@previous (B)
If Turkey initiates the attack against Iran, rather than the other way around, Turkey can't call on NATO.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,855

@previous (C)

> If Turkey initiates the attack against Iran, rather than the other way around, Turkey can't call on NATO.

I don’t think Turkey would preemptively attack. They’d probably just arm the Azeris with even more weapons. Azerbaijan technically could carve a chunk of northeastern Iran if the conflict worsens, maybe to preemptively prevent violence against the 30 million Azeris in Iran.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,864

@previous (D)
Turkey is probably the 4th least democratic country in Europe… hold up…

Russia, Belarus, Hungary, Turkey…

Is Belarus more authoritarian than Russian? It doesn’t matter, Turkey is still number four.


Yeah it’s not happening. Trump needs to try again.

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,865

All I’m saying is I don’t think the leader of Turkey would be thrilled about the prospect of killing dictators, considering that he basically is one. Now the Kurdish minority, does anyone really care about the Kurds? I’m not saying that to be mean, I think all humans have value, but does anyone actually seriously care about the wellbeing of the Kurdish people?

Anonymous E triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,866

I mean, black people. Some people don’t care about black people. But objectively, most people do. Remember BLM? Remember when the right said BLM burned down cities? Now I’m left leaning, so I’d have some complaints about that characterization of it, but let’s just freaking go with it. White people burned down cities in America because they were upset that a black guy died. That’s something! How many cities have white people burned down in wealthy western democratic countries because they’re so concerned that the Kurdish minority doesn’t have a state? I’m not saying they shouldn’t have one, I’m not saying they don’t deserve one, I’m just saying, are people actually seriously thinking about the wellbeing of the Kurds in this war with Iran? Do people actually seriously unironically care about that?

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous E quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,867

And do the Kurds know we don’t give a shit about them or even know wtf a Kurd is if you ask your average Joe on the street? Because that might be your answer for how that one goes.

Anonymous E quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,868

Okay that last bit was too far, we gonna edit that out

Edited joke out about editing the joke out

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,877

Have Donald visit Iran nakkid; that will show them!

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,885

@previous (F)
That would be a crime against humanity. We can bomb hundreds of school girls but we can’t do that. That’s unacceptable!

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,913

@1,421,784 (A)

> It could happen. Unconditional surrender without a leader is possible. It just means you have to get all the military commanders to say, "Yes, please take my power and hang me for crimes against humanity."

EXACTLY who or what can represent IRAN for such a deed like surrender? No such person exists and any group that says they can would be suspect.
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