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Topic: Pff that job offer was a cluster fuck

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #133,467

Turns out some agency made it sound like a job was a done deal, to about 20 of us. We got told pretty different instructions on how to enter, so there was a lot of running around the warehouse, stopping clueless truck drivers for directions. Then there was a 2 hour safety course as opposed to 1 hour as we heard, and the safety course was a long term employee from Syria, now a HR person, doing dark comedy.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,421,763

How old are you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,765

@previous (B)

That's what she said

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,767

@previous (A)
How old was she?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,768

@previous (B)

How old was she when what?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 31 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,769

@previous (A)
How old was she when she ask you how old you were?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,770

@previous (B)

Depends. How old are you? It's relevant

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,771

You if you're lucky you can share the HR person Balls.
Best Balls Syria has to offer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,773

@previous (C)

As long as it's not stuffed and baked hamsters, I'm up for it

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,787

A job to do what?

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,793

Did you get the job though?

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 1 month ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,794

Funnily enough, I haven't applied for a job since 2001.

M E G A R U M P 4 5 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,795

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Ur old!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,797

The jokes might even be funny with an open bottle of wine and some friends, not if you're there for a paycheck. Or maybe they weren't funny anyway and he saved himself from bombing an open mic night.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,851

@1,421,794 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)

> Funnily enough, I haven't applied for a job since 2001.

Truck stop parking lots don’t require formal applications.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,897

@previous (H)
Jupiter, is that you?
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