Topic: Pff that job offer was a cluster fuck
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,467 Turns out some agency made it sound like a job was a done deal, to about 20 of us. We got told pretty different instructions on how to enter, so there was a lot of running around the warehouse, stopping clueless truck drivers for directions. Then there was a 2 hour safety course as opposed to 1 hour as we heard, and the safety course was a long term employee from Syria, now a HR person, doing dark comedy.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,421,763 How old are you?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago , 6 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,765 @previous (B)
That's what she said
Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago , 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,767 @previous (A)
How old was she?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago , 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,768 @previous (B)
How old was she when what?
Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago , 31 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,769 @previous (A)
How old was she when she ask you how old you were?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago , 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,770 @previous (B)
Depends. How old are you? It's relevant
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,771 You if you're lucky you can share the HR person Balls.
Best Balls Syria has to offer.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago , 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,773 @previous (C)
As long as it's not stuffed and baked hamsters, I'm up for it
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,787 A job to do what?
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,793 Did you get the job though?
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 3 weeks ago , 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,794 Funnily enough, I haven't applied for a job since 2001.
M E G A R U M P 4 5 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,795 @previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Ur old!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,797 The jokes might even be funny with an open bottle of wine and some friends, not if you're there for a paycheck. Or maybe they weren't funny anyway and he saved himself from bombing an open mic night.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,851 @1,421,794 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
> Funnily enough, I haven't applied for a job since 2001.
Truck stop parking lots don’t require formal applications.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago , 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,897 @previous (H)
Jupiter, is that you?
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