Topic: FAO: Poopy the butthole gnome.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 month ago #133,407
Do you have a recipe for traditional gnomish cuisine?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,421,411
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,419
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 36 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,425
@1,421,411 (B)
> I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
>
> I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
> In girlani, is where I do roam
> Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
> And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
>
> He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
This comment is way more interesting than what the post was actually about.
> I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
>
> I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
> In girlani, is where I do roam
> Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
> And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
>
> He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
This comment is way more interesting than what the post was actually about.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,491
@1,421,411 (B)
I put my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word), right in your mom's girlanus. When I pulled out, she screamed in delight, she grabbed my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word) and shoved it back in.
I put my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word), right in your mom's girlanus. When I pulled out, she screamed in delight, she grabbed my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word) and shoved it back in.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,502
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,631
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