Topic: FAO: Poopy the butthole gnome.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 7 months ago #133,407
Do you have a recipe for traditional gnomish cuisine?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,421,411
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
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@1,421,411 (B)
> I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
>
> I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
> In girlani, is where I do roam
> Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
> And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
>
> He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
This comment is way more interesting than what the post was actually about.
> I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
>
> I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
> In girlani, is where I do roam
> Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
> And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
>
> He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
This comment is way more interesting than what the post was actually about.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,491
@1,421,411 (B)
I put my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word), right in your mom's girlanus. When I pulled out, she screamed in delight, she grabbed my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word) and shoved it back in.
I put my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word), right in your mom's girlanus. When I pulled out, she screamed in delight, she grabbed my gnomepenis(pronounced as one word) and shoved it back in.
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@OP
> Do you have a recipe for traditional gnomish cuisine?
షిట్ వాల్ స్లాబ్ కేక్
1 pound fresh girlturds(or 2.1 if its old), lightly pulverized
1 pound ground plasterboard
3 whole rodents, ripened one year each in gliarium. sedated.
7 mummified lizard OR frog carcasses
6 sheets peeled wallpaint, dimensions dont matter much, as long as it mostly fills the cooking dish
125ml water
Shredded cheese, as much as you can manage
1 Mix girlturds and plasterboard into uniform consistency, line bottom of dish.
2 Apply first paint layer using three paintsheets. Place rodents in symmetrically on top of dish.
3 Place rest of girlturdplasterboard(pronounced as one word) in layer around fattened, sedated rodents, and place mummies in tight pile in center. Crushing them up into one mass with your fists works best.
4 spoon the rest of the girlturdplasterboard(pronounced as one word) in layer around the fattened, sedated rodents and pile of mummies
5 pour water slowly over the girlturdplasterboard(pronounced as one word) then apply the rest of the paintsheets over the top and then put as much cheese over this as you can get away with.
6 cook at 100c until cheese has a golden crust and then let it rest in oven for ten minutes
> Do you have a recipe for traditional gnomish cuisine?
షిట్ వాల్ స్లాబ్ కేక్
1 pound fresh girlturds(or 2.1 if its old), lightly pulverized
1 pound ground plasterboard
3 whole rodents, ripened one year each in gliarium. sedated.
7 mummified lizard OR frog carcasses
6 sheets peeled wallpaint, dimensions dont matter much, as long as it mostly fills the cooking dish
125ml water
Shredded cheese, as much as you can manage
1 Mix girlturds and plasterboard into uniform consistency, line bottom of dish.
2 Apply first paint layer using three paintsheets. Place rodents in symmetrically on top of dish.
3 Place rest of girlturdplasterboard(pronounced as one word) in layer around fattened, sedated rodents, and place mummies in tight pile in center. Crushing them up into one mass with your fists works best.
4 spoon the rest of the girlturdplasterboard(pronounced as one word) in layer around the fattened, sedated rodents and pile of mummies
5 pour water slowly over the girlturdplasterboard(pronounced as one word) then apply the rest of the paintsheets over the top and then put as much cheese over this as you can get away with.
6 cook at 100c until cheese has a golden crust and then let it rest in oven for ten minutes