Topic: What if you married a conjoined twin...
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,374
...then her conjoined twin sister married another man, but the twins shared bodies? You would be so jealous. Your wife would have to do with her sister and her husband, get pounded to orgasm, then come back out. Wouldn't you be jealous?
Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,421,137
Hardly. I'm a quadriplegic, they just pass me around like a beach ball. I get plenty of action.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,138
You need consent from both legally, unless they're nigguhs.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,142
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,150
@previous (A)
Would you be jealous if your wife cheated on you? Yes.
Being conjoined is no excuse, break it off.
Would you be jealous if your wife cheated on you? Yes.
Being conjoined is no excuse, break it off.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,151
@previous (C)
What if your half (wife) says fuck me! Fuck me! But the other half, not your wife, says No! Stop! Rape! Is it rape?
What if your half (wife) says fuck me! Fuck me! But the other half, not your wife, says No! Stop! Rape! Is it rape?
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,154
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,156
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,160
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,165
@previous (C)
What if the other half says she never wants to have sex again. You just can't ever make love to your own wife for the rest of your life?
What if the other half says she never wants to have sex again. You just can't ever make love to your own wife for the rest of your life?
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,168
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 35 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,172
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,196
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,198
rock paper scissors for butthole
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,203
@previous (E)
No I mean she can just power down for a couple minutes while you limply fuck and then she can take her turn.
The real question is who gets seconds. Do you take turns?
No I mean she can just power down for a couple minutes while you limply fuck and then she can take her turn.
The real question is who gets seconds. Do you take turns?
Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,204
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Has arms I guess, can row while you wait in the bullpen. Tagging in like wrestling seems fair.
Has arms I guess, can row while you wait in the bullpen. Tagging in like wrestling seems fair.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,227
There aren’t a lot of hot conjoined twins. The pretty ones from Freaks were standouts and had a rough story (Daisy and Violet Hilton).
Matt is more partial to Cheng and Eng.
Matt is more partial to Cheng and Eng.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 51 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,232
Conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel first gained national attention when they appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" in 1996.Now the sisters have reached a major life milestone: Abby is married.
The Hensels later starred in the feel-good TLC reality series “Abby and Brittany," which showed them driving, traveling to Europe and even riding a moped. When the show ended after one season, Abby and Brittany had just graduated from college with degrees in education.
A lot has happened in the last decade. Abby, 34, is now married. According to public records, Abby, a teacher, and Josh Bowling, a nurse and United States Army veteran, tied the knot in 2021. The sisters also shared photos of the wedding on social media. The couple live in Minnesota, where the Hensels were born and raised.
The sisters are both teaching fifth grade in Minnesota.
According to pictures and videos on Bowling’s Facebook page, the family enjoys nature hikes, ice cream and and snow tubing. TODAY.com reached out to Abby for comment but did not get an immediate response.
Abby and Brittany are dicephalus conjoined twins, and share a bloodstream and all organs below the waist. Abby controls their right arm and leg, Brittany controls the left.
When Abby and Brittany were born in 1990, their parents, Patty and Mike Hensel, decided against separation surgery, deeming it too risky. At the time, doctors said there was little chance that both would survive the operation.
“How could you pick between the two?” Mike said, during a 2001 interview with Time magazine.
Only about one in every 200,000 live births result in conjoined twins. Approximately 70% of conjoined twins are female, and most are stillborn, according to Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia.
In the 2003 documentary "Joined for Life," Patty Hensel said that her daughters were interested in having children one day.
"That is probably something that could work because those organs do work for them," Patty shared.
"Yeah, we're going to be moms," Brittany said. "We haven't thought about how being moms is going to work yet. But we're just 16 — we don't need to think about that right now."
Anonymous G double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,233
OK So that guy who married this er MESS Does something I doubt I could do. NOT without a bag over the head of the more Ugly One
I don't think I could remain erect to complete the deed.
I don't think I could remain erect to complete the deed.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,333
@1,421,232 (G)
How, or even why, do you marry one and not the other? Is the other one a whore or homewrecker on the married ones honeymoon? Is this technically a harem?
How, or even why, do you marry one and not the other? Is the other one a whore or homewrecker on the married ones honeymoon? Is this technically a harem?
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,401
Oral. Problem solved