Topic: What if you married a conjoined twin...

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 hours ago #133,374

...then her conjoined twin sister married another man, but the twins shared bodies? You would be so jealous. Your wife would have to do with her sister and her husband, get pounded to orgasm, then come back out. Wouldn't you be jealous?

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 12 hours ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,421,137

Hardly. I'm a quadriplegic, they just pass me around like a beach ball. I get plenty of action.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 hours ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,138

You need consent from both legally, unless they're nigguhs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 hours ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,142

@previous (C)
Consent, yes, but I am talking about jealousy.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 hours ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,150

@previous (A)
Would you be jealous if your wife cheated on you? Yes.

Being conjoined is no excuse, break it off.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,151

@previous (C)
What if your half (wife) says fuck me! Fuck me! But the other half, not your wife, says No! Stop! Rape! Is it rape?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,154

@previous (A)
Yes, legally.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 hours ago, 18 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,156

@previous (C)
But how? Your wife gave consent.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 hours ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,160

@previous (A)
In a threesome you need two people to give consent, unless one's black.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 hours ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,165

@previous (C)
What if the other half says she never wants to have sex again. You just can't ever make love to your own wife for the rest of your life?

Anonymous C replied with this 5 hours ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,168

@previous (A)
You're doing a rape culture.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 hours ago, 35 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,172

@previous (C)
No, I am asking questions.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 hour ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,195

@previous (A)
I'm the one asking questions here.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,196

@1,421,165 (A)

Apparently they can just turn off for a little while.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 46 minutes ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,198

rock paper scissors for butthole

Anonymous E double-posted this 45 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,199

@1,421,196 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Insulting her sister might work; good call

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 40 minutes ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,203

@previous (E)

No I mean she can just power down for a couple minutes while you limply fuck and then she can take her turn.

The real question is who gets seconds. Do you take turns?

Anonymous E replied with this 38 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,204

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Has arms I guess, can row while you wait in the bullpen. Tagging in like wrestling seems fair.

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