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Topic: The war started.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #133,328

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/28/explosions-in-downtown-tehran-smoke-seen-rising

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #1,420,903

https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,913

Yay! Let’s hope it doesn’t last 20 years this time because I don’t want to be 40 and still hear people yapping about the Middle East.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,916

@previous (B)
Well boy do I got some bad news for ya.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,922

Ah well, it's just a war, probably not the war.

No, the war isn't due yet for a year or two.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,929

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
What if the war is getting a shadow drop?
Ya know like a surprise midnight release?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,964

@1,420,913 (B)
you gonna hear about the poor sand nigguhs and even poorer sandkikes getting blown up until the day that you die, because both groups of subhumans have factions hellbent on dragging your country into their war.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 43 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,965

@1,420,913 (B)

> Yay! Let’s hope it doesn’t last 20 years this time because I don’t want to be 40 and still hear people yapping about the Middle East.

What’s the easy exit? There’s no organized opposition, the armed IRGC holds power, and there are at least three secessionist ethnic groups (Kurds, Balochs, Azeris).

Anonymous F replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,966

@previous (G)
Using the worlds supply of nukes to convert the entire region into glass.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 days ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,969

@previous (F)

> Using the worlds supply of nukes to convert the entire region into glass.

Be a pity to lose Jordan.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,971

@1,420,966 (F)

> Using the worlds supply of nukes to convert the entire region into glass.

The only problem with that is there’s already an Islamic country that has nuclear weapons: Pakistan. Somehow people forget Pakistan exists so a Muslim country having nuclear weapons is some crazy thing that’s never happened before.

Anyway, here’s to the next 20 years of standard oil!

Anonymous F replied with this 6 days ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,978

@previous (H)
just bomb pakistan first, EZPZ
> Somehow people forget Pakistan exists so a Muslim country
its more jeet-ajacent then sandnigguh, tbh.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 days ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,984

@previous (F)
You haven’t realized there are Asian Muslims yet have you?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 days ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,986

@previous (H)
you havent realized that pakistan and india was historically one country yet have you?

Anonymous H replied with this 6 days ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,987

Oh wow, world war three? Gee isn’t that something. Crazy.

I almost forgot about the Epstein files and that Trump is a pedophile.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 44 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,993

@1,420,986 (F)

> you havent realized that pakistan and india was historically one country yet have you?

This sounds like propaganda they'd push in a Londoner school, but it's really untrue.

worldhist.org <- click some years before 1700 and see how many countries were in that area.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,001

@previous (A)
Not westerners interfering with the borders of countries in black and brown parts of the world to have nothing to do with the distribution of ethnicities and cultures in those regions and then wondering why they end up dysfunctional.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,182

Remember there's still fighting in UKRAINE.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 days ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,191

@1,420,993 (A)
not clicking that cp link

Anonymous J replied with this 4 days ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,421,432

@previous (F)
it's criminal
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