Topic: My balls are burning.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 started this discussion 15 years ago #1,333

I think they're on fire but I don't want to look down in case I'm right. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Also, check my trips.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #25,680

Spray some deodorant on them, that will help

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,683

@previous (B)
That just made it burn more -.- you're not very helpful...
Also, @OP, this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

A mod should delete this blatant shit thread

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Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,684

Try aftershave

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,685

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Didn't shave me balls. That didn't really do anything.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,686

Rub shit on them.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,687

Rub IcyHot on them to relieve the pain.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,688

Or any muscle Relief Linament

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,689

@25,686 (D)
Where am I supposed to get shit from? I did my weekly shit two days ago.
@25,687 (E)
What's icy hot?

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,691

Soak them in hot water. Dry and sprinkle with pepper or curry powder

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,694

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
They've come off. They've literally grown legs and are trying to escape while on fire. What the shit??? How do I reattach them and stop them from running away again?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,696

Wash, moisturize, and use an antifungal ointment. You might want to try to freeball it for a while, and air those puppies out.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,702

LOL If you catch them rub in Tabasco sauce or similar. That will subdue the pain

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,705

@25,696 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
You're so smart, toto. If I had money, I would hire you.

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Fck the pain, how do I reattach them?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,706

We had a resident who would wake up in the middle of the night with horribly burning testicles. So he would sleep with them out of his underwear and we would use a spray bottle to mist them.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,707

@25,705 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
To do what?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,709

@25,706 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Great. I'm an old man... :L the exact opposite of who I want to be... Fucking god. How does he work?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,710

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
What type of underwear do you use?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,711

@25,707 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I dunno. Chill, probably. Work, if you felt that you needed to "earn" the money. You seem like good company.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,714

@25,710 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Cotton boxer-briefs

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,715

@25,711 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Lol, you crazy.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,716

@25,714 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Do you sleep nude? Are use gold bond medicated powder?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,718

@25,715 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
So I have been told. Crazy is my favorite flavor.
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Not nude, no. I sleep in green silk pajamas. What's gold bond medicated powder?

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totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,721

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Mine too. That's one of the reasons that I have so much affection for Matt. That sounds sophisticated, why so stylish? Oh, it's a medicated powder that relieves burning and itching.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,726

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I like green, and the feel of silk, so naturally, silk pajamas was a given. Plus cotton pjs are too hot and sleeping in the nacker is too bold for me.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,727

Once re attached dust with talcum powder, brush clean with a wire brush and try After Shave again. Keeping the skin tight with the application of an elastic band around the base may help.

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totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,730

@25,726 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Too bold?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,731

@25,727 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
You never explained how to reattach them in the first place. Fuck it, I don't want them anymore. They ran into each other while they were trying to get away. You know what that means.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,732

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
HOMOSEX!

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,733

Wut?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,734

@25,730 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Yeah. I never go nude. Modesty and the like (more like I hate seeing myself naked) I guess.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,735

@25,732 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
:D

@25,733 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
If the balls touch...

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,736

@25,734 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
You hate seeing yourself nude?

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,737

.....Go on I'm all ears

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,738

@25,736 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Yep. Thought that was normal until the Internet lol.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,739

@25,737 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
-.- it's not gay unless the balls touch. Therefore, if the balls touch, it's gay. While they were running off, they ran into each other. Therefore, the balls touched. Therefore, it was gay.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,740

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6) Gotta go Prep calls. Catch ya later

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,741

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Have fun. Don't get in trouble.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,750

@25,738 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Were you shamed about your body while growing up?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,756

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Nothing more than usual playground bullying, I don't think. I don't remember much thats negative from my youth.

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