Topic: I have RFK brain

Meta started this discussion 2 hours ago #133,220

I decided to try hunting with some of my buddies about a month ago. While we were out on the hunting grounds we did a dare thing, and anyway, I lost a bet so I had to eat a handful of dirt. Apparently raccoon feces contain a species of worm called Baylisascaris procyonis that eats human brains. So I was at the eye doctor last week and they found a worm inside my left eye. I just got the MRI done and I have some worm holes in my brain.

Meta (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,420,145

I was wondering how I started speaking to Mexican construction workers in Spanish. I guess that’s why.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,146

if a worm integrates it's nervous system in there, then it will become aware of everything that you are, using your eyes and so on

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 19 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,149

@previous (boof)

> if a worm integrates it's nervous system in there, then it will become aware of everything that you are, using your eyes and so on

What if the worm is gay?

boof replied with this 2 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,150

yay!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,166

> niganon states the obvious

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 53 minutes ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,167

@OP

> I had to eat a handful of dirt. Apparently raccoon feces contain a species of worm called Baylisascaris procyonis that eats human brains. So I was at the eye doctor last week and they found a worm inside my left eye. I just got the MRI done and I have some worm holes in my brain.

Minichan