Topic: Re: The purple people eater.
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,153
Is it a people eater with purple colouration(AE. skin/plumage/scales/coat) or does it eat purple people?
Joshy joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 37 minutes later[^] [v] #1,419,499
I eat people's yellow *teehee*
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,567
You're probably safe in any case OP. You can borrow this sunscreen and lather up.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,576
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the skyIt had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)
And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
Tequila
Songwriter: Sheb Wooley
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,464
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,468
