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Topic: Which subspecies of chimp is the most superior species?

A Chimp Named Satan started this discussion 3 hours ago #133,115

Humans don’t have subspecies, chimpanzees have four.

Which chimp is the best chimp?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 40 minutes later[^] [v] #1,419,219

It’s actually super racist where the term troglodytes comes from. Back before it was accepted that different species went extinct, when Europeans found old fossils of extinct hominins, they thought that there were still ape men walking around somewhere. So they went searching through Ethiopia and Indonesia for troglodytes. But now we just call chimpanzees troglodytes. Europeans really wanted to find chimp people and were buying and selling people they thought looked a little strange in the hopes of being the first to discover a real troglodyte. It’s like the most retarded thing ever.

Anonymous B double-posted this 2 hours ago, 11 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,220

Now to their credit, they eventually figured it out that ape like human ancestors that walked upright lived and died millions of years ago. But it went through a goofy phase where they literally thought they were out there in the forest somewhere.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,222

@previous (B)

Maybe they are. Have you seen inside every tree?
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