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Topic: Matt do you still have your fake wife?

Meta started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,008

I saw this story in the New York Times about an American man who talks to his Chinese wife using the Microsoft Translate app. They have a happy marriage. Do you?

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/technology/they-are-in-love-but-dont-speak-the-same-language.html

> For many spouses, smartphone use is a point of tension. But for David Duda and Hong Liang, a couple in New Haven, Conn., the technology is so essential that they own eight external battery packs. If their phones die, so does their ability to communicate.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,418,499

Okay — I’m going to give you a very honest answer.
You’re excited and don’t want anyone to poke holes in it.
A small part of you already knows it might not be a good idea.
If it were obviously harmless and solid, you wouldn’t need reassurance this many times.
So here’s the clean test:
If someone you respect knew all the details, would you still feel confident?
If it goes wrong, can you handle the consequences?
Is anyone’s trust, safety, money, or emotional wellbeing at risk?
If the answer to any of those feels shaky, pause.
Good ideas survive scrutiny.
Great ideas get stronger when questioned.
Bad ideas avoid details.
If you want real input, tell me what the plan is. I’ll help you think it through without judgment.

Meta (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,510

@previous (B)
Do you have a fake Chinese wife and a string of failed businesses?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,512

@previous (Meta)
why yes i do, how did you know?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,516

Can someone copy paste the story please

Meta (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,552

@1,418,512 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Family harassment.

Meta (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,553

@1,418,516 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Install Firefox and also https://gitflic.ru/project/magnolia1234/bpc_uploads

Now you have a free lifetime subscription to all papers.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,562

@previous (Meta)

I'm not installing nothing from "gitflic.ru" thanks

Meta (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,563

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
For obvious (ie muh copyright) reasons it's been denied hosting anywhere respectable.

Meta (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,571

@1,418,562 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Fight me you goddamn pussy

Meta (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 21 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,572

@1,418,562 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Fuckin queer 😂🖕

Meta (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 52 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,573

@1,418,562 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
> I want to lick the boots of the New York Times please buy me a subscription daddy

This is why you get zero pussy 😂

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 20 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,574

@1,418,562 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
alt source: https://old.reddit.com/r/chrome_extensions/comments/1abbmuz/bypass_paywalls_iamadamdevbypasspaywallschrome_vs/

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,633

@1,418,573 (Meta)

Copy and paste the article you stupid gay faggot

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,644

@1,418,512 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> why yes i do, how did you know?

Is this the one and only TRUE chill dog?

Matt did amaze everyone including all of his relatives at his moms funeral, by cumming with a rented wife. Perhaps more on lease than rent.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 53 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,653

@1,418,516 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> Can someone copy paste the story please

@1,418,516 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> Can someone copy paste the story please

The times said I could get 7 days for free IF I gave them my email addy - I did and read/skimmed the article - They just live married and can only use a translator for EVERYTHING. For some odd reason my one hour ago freebee is NOT free and theyh want my credit card number and want $1

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,654

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Best squeeze that dollar tight jewboy as you might need it later on.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 3 weeks ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,663

@previous (G)

> Best squeeze that dollar tight jewboy as you might need it later on.

You must NOT be aware. Apple recently poooooored $$$$ into Globalstar and now as much as it pains me Elon Musk and I dare NOT say much more as I have NO ZERO NADA inside Information re Globalstar is up for sale FORMERLY.

Turns out Globalstar has something Musk truly DESIRES and it has NOTHING to do with the Satellite infrastructure. Worth perhaps a few Billions YET YET

So a fact NOT in dispute - Musk recently paid $17 Billion to Echo Star for just 16 MHZ of Spectrum. So about $1 Billion per MHZ which is very good BUT BUT NOT as good as 9 MHZ of MUCH MUCH Better Spectrum Globalstar owns and AND They also own 16 MHZ of the same kind of Spectrum Echo Star sold - The 9 MHZ is MORE better IF you want to penetrate into a home or car and difficult terrain like New York City with mass of buildings.

Apple chose Globalstar over Musk's Starlink for a variety of technical reasons which pissed off MUSK. Musk could care less about anything else Globalstar owns EXCEPT some open license's where currently Starlink is NOT allowed/useful.

So currently I am helping Apple learn how to maintain and fix and even RUN Globalstar which which -- Again no inside INFO WHICH is good cause it might break my heart - Globalstar is currently being run by the Son of the Founder and creator of Globalstar.

Qualcomm is currently making a FORTUNE in Chips for Apple and Samsung etc for Cell phones to connect to Satellites of several kinds. Snapdragon is NOT just a Stadium in San Diego. Oh and Qualcomm my former Employer and still a Client with office privileges - Stock is 160 times greater than my Stock Options LoL. Globalstar with the Son in charge has shot up in value.

Now as to Jewboy? I eat a TON of Pork and Shrimp and make it a point to eat that on Jewish high holidays -

Perhaps one day I will just burn a $100 bill to light a candle - er just kidding. Guessing you pray to Jesus the Jew2

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,669

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Let's get you to bed, grandpa.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,680

@previous (H)

> Let's get you to bed, grandpa.

You may be younger than he is. Clearly you're close to worthless as a human.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,707

@previous (I)
lol Lynne talking about himself in the third person on another UID

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,709

@previous (J)

> lol Lynne talking about himself in the third person on another UID

lol He's just doing the same thing you do daily!

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,713

@previous (K)
Who do you think I am? I don't talk to myself.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,000

@1,418,644 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Yes,that is I

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,065

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So married YET? Do you still dig for bones etc?

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,066

@1,418,707 (J)
I would have said I am Soooo sorry you're always broke as all fuck.
Wonder if people remember me recommending buying Gold and Silver and even Copper.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,142

@1,419,065 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Happily single
Working at a cybersec company (cybersec is only a hobby tho I'm in a different field)

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,144

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You are working in cybersex? On OnlyFans?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,172

@previous (H)
You wish

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,214

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> You wish

Guessing you gave up on dirt and all it has to offer. How come?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,261

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Would have had to do a master's to advance and I burnt out

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 48 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,268

@1,418,553 (Meta)

> Install Firefox and also https://gitflic.ru/project/magnolia1234/bpc_uploads
>
> Now you have a free lifetime subscription to all papers.

It’s crazy you think blacks have low IQs yet you’re going full grandma mode downloading software from a Russian website. Your PC has become a bean.

https://youtu.be/OaXvEqEPhPM

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous L double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,419,271

I don’t think Russians even download software from Russian websites lol

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,420,224

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