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Topic: I’m very fucking clever

[email protected] started this discussion 3 weeks ago #133,003

That is my real Harvard email address. That’s right, I go to Harvard, and they let me change my bronouns to whatever I wanted to change them to because Harvard is woke now. I sexually identify as a hot sticky goo boy. I’m a profound philosopher and natural race scientist. I’ve been writing new theories. Have you ever wondered why do the Asians look like that? Well I have some theories. That’s what race science is, we come up with theories and then we don’t do experiments we just ask ChatGPT to come up with some data and that’s how that works. Asian people have different eyes from white people because white people started both world wars so they’re permanently a genetically more surprised than Asians. It’s the shell shock from World War One that stretched their eyes out into big gaping flesh holes. Yes, I’m very fucking clever and very fucking smart. Don’t you wish you went to Harvard like me?
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[email protected] (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,418,449

If you look at ancient pictures from Europe before they invented clothes, you’ll see that the Ancient Greeks and Romans had little slits for eyes. As soon as England invented gunpowder, there is an immediate shift in the fossil record towards gaping flesh holes for eyes.

[email protected] (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,450

And by the way, I think that the evidence suggests very strongly from what I understand that the Slavic races are significantly less intelligent than the rest of humanity. But most people are woke so to them it sounds like I like Hitler and I want to genocide the Russians so I can create living space for aryans. I have thought about this, and I’ve concluded that it doesn’t matter because I’m very fucking clever and I’m a homosexual so I can’t be racist anyway.

[email protected] joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,455

and yes, i do pour goat estrus all over my bum and get on all fours in the goatfields.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,460

Shit, this is that crazy black guy again!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,493

@previous (C)
Shut up queer

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,524

i did go to a top uni
i was smart, once :(

[email protected] replied with this 3 weeks ago, 58 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,550

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ahCiuszZ8Kk

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,583

@OP

> I have some theories. That’s what race science is, we come up with theories and then we don’t do experiments

The National Longitudinal Study of Youth was a sort of experiment, they found a group of people and then measured many different variables again and again at different points in their life.

You dismissed the results, but couldn't give any reason why.

You say you believe IQ isn't real, but you don't have meticulous studies like the NLSY.

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,608

@previous (F)
Nigga are you actually retarded? This is a shitpost.

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,610

I swear if you actually read this post and thought it was serious you are so fucking stupid holy shit

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,611

@1,418,608 (G)
@previous (G)
You damn bastard, you stay back! Don't you attack our users! Crazy bastard!

Anonymous G replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,613

@previous (C)
If you want a real answer I’ve met way too many stupid white people in my life to believe that white people have higher IQs than me. Then I’ve also had my IQ tested and I was in the top 2% so it’s like, idk. The whole race science thing is just bullshit for white losers. It’s all fake.

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,614

It’s like, Trump is smart and 2 + 2 is 3. You get what I’m saying? Find me a study that says 2 + 2 is 3 and write a long ass explanation, and argue with me about it for days on end, I know 2 + 2 isn’t 3 because I’m not a fucking idiot it’s that simple.

Anonymous G triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,615

It’s like okay, white people on the internet can post images of IQ by country maps, white people on the internet can argue about skull sizes or IQ studies or whatever the fuck. Have you ever actually read somebody’s opinion then clicked on their profile and read what else they were posting? Because every single person I’ve ever seen express those opinions is a freaking dumbass.

Anonymous G quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 57 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,616

Half the time, when I google something, Reddit comes up, I see some white losers saying Africa is poor because they have low IQs, I click on their profile, it’s 18+ and they’re leaving thirsty comments on porn. It’s like okay, y’all think y’all are smart? Nope. Lol

Anonymous G quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,619

Honestly the only part about it that bothers me as a black person is that these racist white guys have no concept of how much I don’t respect them and how much I look down on them as troglodytes. I hate the arrogance. I never envied somebody else for being white in my entire life. I don’t think white people are super smart and I’ve never thought white culture was super great or super special and I just hate that they don’t realize how much I don’t respect them.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,620

@1,418,613 (G)
> I’ve also had my IQ tested and I was in the top 2%
lol I guarantee you it isn't.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 50 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,621

@previous (C)
You can’t guarantee anything.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,622

@previous (H)
No I can. You've been here for a while now and you definitely don't come off as smart. We've had actual smart people here and none of them became the board weirdo like you currently are.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,623

@previous (C)
If you could guarantee something wouldn’t you be more secure with yourself? It’s obvious you’re incapable otherwise your attitude would be unnecessary.

Anonymous H double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,624

I’m not going to sit here and pretend that you’ve ever accomplished anything or you even know how to accomplish anything.

Anonymous H triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,625

If you feel any hate at all you should hate yourself because your life isn’t my fault, it’s your fault.

Anonymous H quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,627

The truth is, God only makes one promise to us and that’s death. You don’t know when you will die, you don’t know how you will die, you don’t know where you will die. But I know and you know that you will die. This isn’t even about thinking you’re superior. Even if you desire to be superior in some way, you came from ashes and to ashes you shall return. It’s not wise to want to have this bratty attitude that you’re better than other people, it’s cowardly. If you can’t accept that someday, you’ll be lying flat on your back in a casket, unable to say or do anything more for the rest of eternity, then you’re someone who’s afraid of the truth. The truth is, you don’t matter, your life is meaningless. Humanity is just one species on one planet in a galaxy with half a trillion stars. If you and I had never been born, Mars and Jupiter and Venus and Neptune and Mercury and every other planet orbiting every other star in every other galaxy would all be exactly the same as if we had never been born at all. The only reason anyone could possibly have the desire in their heart to lie to themselves that they’re special and unique and important and better than everybody else for the way they were born and nothing else is if you’re so weak you never should have been born at all.

Anonymous H quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,628

Think about it this way: all of humanity, everyone who ever lived was born on Earth and died on Earth. When the sun turns into a red giant, it will expand past the Earth’s orbit and the Earth will end up inside the sun. So in the distant future, it will look exactly the same as if life had never existed at all. So why do you need to lie to yourself that you’re important?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,641

@1,418,608 (G)
A sarcastic shitpost that is making fun of people who use science to defend race realism, by falsely presenting them as unable to provide the research. You are the one who actually does that, not the fine people who study the diversity of the human experience.

Your criticisms aren't immune to responses because you made the whole thing a joke. It's the Jon Stewart "you can't hit back, it's just comedy" shtick.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,650

Your email addy is NOT correct re Harvard email protocol.
I have the correct addy but will not post it as the real Dr. Stickgold does not need spam

[email protected] (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,712

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Shut the fuck up and take off your pants, faggot.
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