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Topic: Sam Hyde’s funniest joke

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #132,964

Is his financial advice.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #1,418,170

I actually like his financial advice. He gave a talk about how once your earning more money that you shouldn't buy a BMW 3 series whixh was funny because im earning more money and was going to buy a BMW 3 series. I opted for a 1 series instead.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,173

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
That’s the most 90 IQ thing I’ve read in a while.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,175

@previous (A)
Thank you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,177

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Only 50 points lower than mine.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,178

Life is hard being a DEI black man with a low IQ…

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,182

@1,418,177 (A)
Probably a different score system for blacks.

Like credit score companies

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,196

the guy is from wealth yet dresses like a homeless crack addict

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,201

@previous (boof)
Sam Hyde is an expert at rejecting every privileged opportunity he had in life. Rich dad with connections? Be friends with crackheads instead. Get accepted to Carnegie Mellon, one of the best engineering universities in the entire world? Major in art and drop out. Get a show on adult swim? Get canceled for calling the executives Jews.

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,202

@1,418,182 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)

> Probably a different score system for blacks.
>
> Like credit score companies

90 IQ take

Anonymous D triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,203

Like the guy has money I assume, but he lives his life in such a way, it’s almost like if you have money and don’t do anything with it then you basically don’t have money, essentially.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,204

@1,418,202 (D)
Thank you.

boof replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,205

well when you have a huge safety cushion behind you, you can dick around without much fear of starvation

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,237

@previous (boof)

> well when you have a huge safety cushion behind you, you can dick around without much fear of starvation

Isn’t that often the cases? It’s easy to be edgy when you have a cushion. I’ve been amused by his show but it’s a bunch of cloths dressed like hobos with exposed wires and their snacks everywhere.

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,266

@1,418,201 (D)

> Get a show on adult swim? Get canceled for calling the executives Jews.

But was he wrong, though? 🤔

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,267

@previous (Meta)
It doesn’t really matter. If you have an opportunity and blow it for the sake of blowing it, you’re an idiot. I don’t care if my money comes from a black dude or an Asian dude or a white dude or a Jewish dude, it’s all green.

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,271

It’s not even just one thing. The Carnegie Mellon thing is arguably worse. They have an 11% acceptance rate, they’re ranked as one of the top 10 universities for engineering in the United States, and this dude got in there and was like, "You know what I’m going to do here? I’m gonna do art."

Anonymous G triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,272

The dude really sits on a couch and makes jokes about "the white man’s technology" and it’s like, motherfucker, you could have invented some of it.

Anonymous G quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,273

Or like, he’ll tall about how he used to draw Japanese cars and talk about how good he thinks the design of Japanese cars are. Or he’ll say he watches MIT open courseware lectures on quantum mechanics. And it’s just like… motherfucker, you had a rich dad who sent you to Carnegie Mellon, you could have built cars, you could have been a physicist, you had the opportunity to actually do that shit. And instead you chose a career of joking about how white people are better and hanging out with a bunch of homeless crackheads. It’s funny, but it’s like why?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,293

@1,418,182 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
yeah, they give blacks a free 30 iq points and take away 30 iq points from whites. trying to use the same chart for humans and blacks does produce funny results though.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,296

Sam Hyde is the shooter!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,362

@1,418,293 (H)

> yeah, they give blacks a free 30 iq points and take away 30 iq points from whites. trying to use the same chart for humans and blacks does produce funny results though.

The worst lie is the lie you tell yourself.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,364

@1,418,273 (G)

> Or like, he’ll tall about how he used to draw Japanese cars and talk about how good he thinks the design of Japanese cars are. Or he’ll say he watches MIT open courseware lectures on quantum mechanics. And it’s just like… motherfucker, you had a rich dad who sent you to Carnegie Mellon, you could have built cars, you could have been a physicist, you had the opportunity to actually do that shit. And instead you chose a career of joking about how white people are better and hanging out with a bunch of homeless crackheads. It’s funny, but it’s like why?

He’s a slacker. He also comes off as mentally off in some way, depression, anger, ADHD, who knows. Some people aren’t driven, even if they’re smart. I know two underemployed geniuses.

One guy works as he needs to. However, his intelligence all goes toward meeting his needs. He helps raise his kids and pays not a dime in child support. His free time is spent playing chess, doing BJJ (cons the gym for freebies), and surfing. Sure, he could get in his 80 hours a week as some elite developer but he’d rather be a beach bum rotating in new 30-32 y/o girlfriends every couple years.

Not a bad life.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,395

Nick is the actually funny one of the bunch. Charls' schizophrenia can be amusing at times however.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 weeks ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,398

@1,418,362 (J)
> The worst lie is the lie you tell yourself.
your so close to self awareness, keep a tit

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,440

@previous (H)
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