Topic: did you ever almost choke on stuff

boof started this discussion 1 month ago #132,907

I came so close too many times it just scares me to contemplate

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,417,818

Here's info that might calm you:

Self-Heimlich with your hands
Make a fist with one hand.
Place it just above your navel, below the ribcage (soft spot).
Grab the fist with your other hand.
Pull inward and upward sharply, like trying to lift yourself from the inside.
Repeat hard and fast until the object comes out or you can breathe.
Think: scoop upward, not strike.
2. Use a solid object (often more effective)
If your hands aren’t working or you’re losing strength:
Lean over the back of a chair, a table edge, countertop, or railing.
Position the edge above the navel, below the ribs.
Thrust your body down and forward, so the edge pushes in and up into your abdomen.
Repeat aggressively.
This often works better than hands alone.
Important details people get wrong
❌ Don’t hit your stomach like a punch — wrong direction, wastes energy.
❌ Don’t lie down.
❌ Don’t slap your chest.
✅ Direction matters: in + up, toward the diaphragm.
✅ Use violence of motion — hesitation kills effectiveness.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,820

when she's choking on something I usually just use my dick to take out whatever's stuck there, thanks for the info though

Anonymous B replied with this 4 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,825

@previous (C)

You welcome. Your girlfriend won't always be there to do the same

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,842

@OP

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,863

Take smaller bites and chew more carefully

boof (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,865

well one of the times was as a kid playing with a singular of dice

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,899

@previous (boof)
Oh jeez

Lady D !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,955

I presume that rules out the chance of auto erotic asphyxiation, so that's a plus to your fear, unless that's totally different

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boof (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,417,961

@1,417,899 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
yeah I paused when it was just at the pipe, but quickly popped it up and out

did not like that feeling, let me tell you

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,080

@OP

> I came so close too many times it just scares me to contemplate

Do you have allergies or reflux? Get checked for EOE.

Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,089

well there was this time in a confessional.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,210

Soup time

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,214

@previous (I)

Tomato soup. A little bit of tumeric, then some cumin and garlic powder. Lots of black pepper. At the end? Some smoked paprika, pour it over some boiled egg(s) or if you want to be fancy? Cut a egg in two and paint a painting on your soup and make bob Ross proud

boof (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,418,231

hey there's a reddit thread now, and someone posted a stat from I don't know where:
17% Hot Dog 10% Candy 9% Nuts 8% Grapes

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