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Topic: Photoshop homework.

sim !CPARAdoxi. started this discussion 15 years ago #1,328

This could be a weekly or bi-weekly thing where we copy SA and do a little bit of Photoshop Friday here. I suggest as a trial we do "what if Kimmo worked in advertising" theme. The possibilities are endless. And I have made some stupid examples. But I'm sure you guys and girls loltraps can do much better.

I except at least one ad that wants customers they will stop selling the product if they don't continue to buy it and tell people about it.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

sim !CPARAdoxi. (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later[^] [v] #25,612

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,614

Someone has got too much free time...

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,621

I like them :3

sim !CPARAdoxi. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,622

@25,614 (B)
I'm only trying to start something nice to do together. Why bully ideas?

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,623

@previous (sim !CPARAdoxi.)
i trol u

sim !CPARAdoxi. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,624

@previous (B)
i ban u

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,625

@previous (sim !CPARAdoxi.)

i luv u

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,652

Okay. :3

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,932

Nobody likes this idea :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,941

@previous (sim !awwRightrw)
I'll do one in paint if you replace the markup page with the "Glug, no it's not" thing.

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,949

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,950

@previous (sim !awwRightrw)
Fuck you :(

I am neither wild nor a sedative.

I just read it. Ohohoho

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,958

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol, u so mad srs about teh markup

Do you have a copy of the old mark-up page?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,968

@previous (sim !awwRightrw)
Why yes, I've got it all backed up, twice. not really

I don't really care about the markup page, I just like nagging you about it so you do amusing things like that :3

Oh wait, it's back!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #25,972

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol'd

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,000

Emphasis Emphasis
Strong emphasis Strong emphasis
Spoiler Hover over me! Spoiler
Underline Underline
Strikethrough --Strikethrough--
Highlights Highlights
Header

Header


> Quote > Quote
Link text Link text
Bordered Text
Bordered Text


Seems to work fine!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,010

@previous (sim !awwRightrw)
I know an even better version.

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,030

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Legal status of Wild Lettuce

Is it controlled anywhere at all? Ever was?
(Bloody unlikely..)

sim !awwRightrw (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,032

Wild Lettuce was also used by the Romans, and Augustus was said to have raised a statue in honor of the Lettuce infusion that he claimed saved his life. The story goes that Roman emperor Augustus supposedly constructed a statue of a physician who had recommended lettuce to treat him of a serious ailment. While it is not comprehensible which variety of lettuce cured the emperor, it is believed that the herb was wild lettuce.

sim !awwRightrw (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,034

The history of Wild Lettuce can be traced way back to the ancient Egyptians. Lettuce was depicted on Egyptian paintings 4500 years B.C and the Egyptian god of fertility, Min, is closely tied to the plant and he is often depicted holding a rosette of Lactuca serriola. Min was the god of the desert, of lightening and sandstorms, in addition to being known as the god of procreation and fertility. The lettuce and the phallus symbolically represented Min.

sim !awwRightrw (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,049

The plant should be used with caution, and never without the supervision of a skilled practitioner. Even normal doses can cause drowsiness whilst excess causes restlessness and overdoses can cause death through cardiac paralysis.

sim !awwRightrw (OP) quintuple-posted this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,051

Dosage: The wild lettuce plant (or the hearts and roots of iceberg lettuce) is liquefied in a blender
until about a pint of liquid is produced. The liquid is then left in a bowl under heat lamps or the hot
sun until it has evaporated, leaving only a sticky brownish-green residue. The residue is placed in an
opium pipe and heated, with the pipe pointed downward so that the residue does not get in the stem.
The resultant white smoke is held in the lungs for about half a minute.

Wild Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,054

lol'd

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,057

I didn't know people have tried to smoke lettuce since like forever. There must be a book with weird shit peopel tried to smoke and what it did to them.

Wild Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,073

@previous (sim !awwRightrw)
A big passtime of humanity is finding rollable things and trying to smoke them.

I remember when I went camping for a week with school, some kids were rolling up ordinary tree leaves and smoking them. Didn't affect them in any way though.

sim !awwRightrw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #26,099

@previous (Wild Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah, I was just thinking about stuff like mescaline, how in the hell did they ever find out they can use it to get fucked up? WE'RE AMAZING CREATURES!
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