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Topic: I'm going to post one interesting fact about the Romans in this thread every day for a year

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 2 weeks ago #132,749

Hello, plebs! Minichan is quiet these days and I am overflowing with useless trivia about a dead civilization. So, just for fun, let's have another mega thread.

Some ground rules: The facts can be about about any period in Roman history, from the Roman Kingdom right up until Constantine XI. I'll also throw in a few facts about the "historical afterlife" of the Romans, interesting ways in which people remembered the Romans after they were gone. Also, the "facts" might be anything from neat self-contained facts, to short posts about broader topics, or specific people or artefacts, etc.

Most importantly- "Interesting" means interesting to I, Killer Lettuce. I will try to make the facts accessible and of interest to anyone, but no guarantees!

Overall, the aim is for 365 posts, one per day. Yes I have too much time on my hands. No, I've never been diagnosed.

Oh, and if you have any ideas or something you want to know about, feel free to suggest stuff and I'll try to look into it.

Edit: that transparecy did not work, but it's funny so I'll leave it in.

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(#1) Okay, let's start with a good one.

In the early Roman Empire, during trials, the prosecution would sometimes commission and bring in a painting of the defendant committing the crime they were being accused of. It was meant as an emotional appeal to try and influence the judge.

We know this happened because we have a surviving text where a Roman rhetorician, named Quintilian, complains about it:

Still I would not for this reason go so far as to approve a practice of which I have read, and which indeed I have occasionally witnessed, of bringing into court a picture of the crime painted on wood or canvas, that the judge might be stirred to fury by the horror of the sight. For the pleader who prefers a voiceless picture to speak for him in place of his own eloquence must be singularly incompetent. 

Quintilian, Oratoria, Book VI, circa 95 AD
https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Quintilian/Institutio_Oratoria/6A*.html

This one makes me laugh. It's like an ancient version of the "I've already depicted you as the soyjak!" meme, except it's taking place in a serious law court and could well contribute to someone being seriously punished.

Just for fun, here's also a silly AI mock-up of this happening.

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(#2) Just for fun, I'm going to go from Quintilian to... Taylor Swift.

Did you know that Taylor Swift has, on a few occasions, worn Roman coins as jewellery?

Two jewelry pieces of particular note are a replica silver denarius of Roman Emperor Hadrian (A.D. 117–138) and another described as a bronze coin of Philip I (224–249) mounted in a necklace.

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According to Page Six, Swift was to wear a Steven Battelle-designed silver pendant featuring the goddess Roma during the American Football Conference Championship game that preceded the Super Bowl game.
Battelle explained, “She was believed to watch over the city’s citizens and protect them from harm, as well as being a fierce defender of Rome in war.”

Battelle said this is a genuine Roman Republican coin, struck in 109 to 108 B.C. The reverse features Victoria, the winged Roman goddess of victory. Battelle added, “There is something almost talismanic about the messages that we try to interpret from those coins. To me, someone wearing an ancient coin piece has not only an appreciation of the beauty of the ancient images, but an appreciation of the continuity of history and our place within it.”

https://www.numismaticnews.net/can-taylor-swifts-ancient-coins-bring-new-eyes-to-collecting

Now, putting genuine coins into jewellery mounts is generally frowned upon in the ancient coin community, as it can damage them. It is possible to do it without damaging them, no idea if that's the case here.

Of course, this is far from a modern thing. This goes all the way back to the Romans themselves. Archaeologists often find Roman coins which were, back in ancient times, repurposed as jewellery. This could be highly elaborate pieces of jewellery incorporating coins, or just common bronze coins with holes made in them to be worn as necklaces.

During Late Antiquity, gold coins, in particular, often received ornate framing devices, such as this fourth-century pendant from North Africa. Here, a medallion (double solidus) of Constantine the Great (r. 306–337) is set within a large frame that comprises elaborate gold openwork—a specialty of late antique goldsmiths—interspersed with gold busts sculpted in high-relief frames.

There were certainly less elaborate ways of adorning oneself with coins: humble bronze coins were simply pierced and strung, showing that wearing coins remained popular regardless of class.

https://www.metmuseum.org/perspectives/gold-pectoral-with-coins

As I said, it's frowned upon to damage coins to make them into wearable jewellery... But it does look very cool.

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Fuck yeh it's kewl

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(#3) Okay, watches. Wristwatches. That's a good jumping-off point for a fact.

Surely having the time in a small and portable way mist be a fairly modern thing, right? Not so! The Romans had small and portable sundails they could use for much the same purpose.

It’s the four or fifth century and you’re a wealthy, cosmopolitan Roman sightseeing across the empire, or perhaps an armchair traveler entertaining other well-educated friends for dinner. What could you pull out to impress your companions? One good option would be a geographical portable sundial, the closest Romans got to an iPhone.

These sundials were designed to tell time on the go—but it turns out they really excelled at being a snazzy gadget. Many were made of shiny bronze, they sat comfortably in a hand, and it took real technical knowledge to use them properly. There are about a dozen examples known today, each with a cheat sheet of coordinates for using the device in specific places.

It’s a powerful tool more than a millennium before GPS, atomic clocks, or even a practical way to determine longitude. “If the sun is shining, you are carrying with you one portable gadget or instrument that is your own, a very personal thing, and you can supposedly rely on it to tell you what the time is,” says Richard Talbert, a historian at the University of North Carolina who has written a new book about the devices, called Roman Portable Sundials.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/early-tech-adopters-ancient-rome-had-portable-sundials-180962225/

The most impressive example I've heard of myself is this cute little one that was found in Heraclium. It's shaped like some ham. Pic related, a 3D printed recreation of it.

Using this recreation, academics found it works really well, in terms of measuring hours. You just need to adjust the "tail" to the current month and it works great.
https://www.bordersundials.co.uk/ham-roman-sundial-heraclium-bay-of-naples/


For context, here's a bit about Roman timekeeping, and why sundials were perfect for them.

An hour was defined as one twelfth of the daytime, or the time elapsed between sunset and sunrise. Since the duration varied with the seasons, this also meant that the length of the hour changed. Winter days being shorter, the hours were correspondingly shorter and longer in summer.[1] At Mediterranean latitude, one hour was about 45 minutes at the winter solstice, and 75 minutes at summer solstice.[4]

The Romans understood that as well as varying by season, the length of daytime depended on latitude.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_timekeeping

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I bet some ancient Romans had a phobia of miniature creatures

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(#5) Speaking of games, check out this Roman dice tower!

It's pretty cool. You drop the dice in at the top, they'd fall down, and hit some little bells on the way out.

There's two inscriptions on it, which translate to "The Picts are defeated, the enemies destroyed, play with confidence" and "Have a happy life".

I love artefacts like this, as they give an insight into ordinary Romans. They loved games, just like lots of modern people do, and loved fancy custom gear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vettweiss-Froitzheim_Dice_Tower

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(#6) Anyway, Microbiology! Good segue.

Throughout human history, we've always had pathogens, bacteria and viruses and such that can make us sick and kill us. And of course, as human populations grew, and roads and trade networks facilitated more people moving around, pathogens could spread far more rapdily- leading to pandemics.

The Roman Empire, in its history, faced it's share of pandemics. But, for a long time, all we had to get off of were the accounts from Roman historians describing the symptoms. And, sure, a modern-day scientist could look at those symptoms and make an educated guess about what the disease might have been, but it didn't necessarily line up neatly with modern diagnoses, and there was ultimately no way to know for sure what exactly a given plague was.

One of the biggest of these was the Plague of Justinian, which struck from 541AD to 549AD. It's named after the then Roman Emperor, Justinian, who was himself infected but survived. While exact numbers of deaths can't be obtained, it's estimated to have killed millions. But, as significant an event as it was, we just couldn't be sure exactly what pathogen was responsible.

...Until recently, when it became possible to use modern science to get an exact answer!

For the first time, researchers have uncovered direct genomic evidence of the bacterium behind the Plague of Justinian—the world's first recorded pandemic—in the Eastern Mediterranean, where the outbreak was first described nearly 1,500 years ago.

The discovery, led by an interdisciplinary team at the University of South Florida and Florida Atlantic University, with collaborators in India and Australia, identified Yersinia pestis, the microbe that causes plague, in a mass grave at the ancient city of Jerash, Jordan, near the pandemic's epicenter. The find definitively links the pathogen to the Justinian Plague marking the first pandemic (AD 541–750), resolving one of history's long-standing mysteries.

For centuries, historians have deliberated on what caused the devastating outbreak that killed tens of millions, reshaped the Byzantine Empire and altered the course of Western civilization. Despite circumstantial evidence, direct proof of the responsible microbe had remained elusive—a missing link in the story of pandemics.

https://phys.org/news/2025-08-ancient-dna-plague-justinian-mystery.html

For context, Yersinia pestis is the bacteria behind Bubonic Plague, which also ravaged vast swathes of the world in the later Black Death. That's a picture of it, by the way. Quite a looker, huh?

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@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

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Okay, genomics! People find this interesting, let's stick with this for a bit.

It's very cool how we can use this science to get hard data in otherwise shadowy time periods or geographical areas. Of course, for the Roman Empire, lots of DNA studies tell us that people moved around a lot. You might find a Syrian guy who got buried in Britain. Cool.

But that's not much of a fact, probably everyone already knows that the Romans moved around a lot. But what genomics can also tell us is when... This didn't happen.

Fact #7- DNA testing suggests that rural Britain wasn't affected that much, genetically, by being in the Roman Empire.

Low Genetic Impact of the Roman Occupation of Britain in Rural Communities

Abstract
Abstract The Roman period saw the empire expand across Europe and the Mediterranean, including much of what is today Great Britain. While there is written evidence of high mobility into and out of Britain for administrators, traders, and the military, the impact of imperialism on local, rural population structure, kinship, and mobility is invisible in the textual record. The extent of genetic change that occurred in Britain during the Roman military occupation remains underexplored. Here, using genome-wide data from 52 ancient individuals from eight sites in Cambridgeshire covering the period of Roman occupation, we show low levels of genetic ancestry differentiation between Romano-British sites and indications of larger populations than in the Bronze Age and Neolithic. We find no evidence of long-distance migration from elsewhere in the Empire, though we do find one case of possible temporary mobility within a family unit during the Late Romano-British period. We also show that the present-day patterns of genetic ancestry composition in Britain emerged after the Roman period.

The discussion section also summarises the findings, and has other interesting bits:

The Roman period in East Anglia was not one of great genetic change: the major sweeps of allele frequency change occurred before or after this period. Whether it was one of great cultural change, we cannot say from our data. While polyandry is described in the early period by Caesar, by the time period studied here we find no evidence for this practice in this region. We do find support for mobility, potentially even within a family, though not nearly at such high levels as previously indicated by other isotope studies.

https://www.repository.cam.ac.uk/items/81d6fa70-1c44-4f24-9c23-e01564e8a3f4
You can read the full PDF there, if you'd like. A lot of it went over my head, haha, but it's interesting stuff!

I'll try to keep this brief but, in short, this is super interesting because it backs up a stereotype about Roman Britain being something of a backwater that didn't get completely as Romanised as other provinces.

To be clear, it wasn't irrelevant. Lots of Romans went there, Roman officials wanted to go here to advance their careers, and a large number of usurpers popped up here. The Emperor Claudius invaded it in the first place because it was considered a valuable prize he could use to boost his own prestige.

But, on the other hand, we never hear about any Roman Senators who were born in Britain (doesn't mean there weren't any, but their absence is noteworthy). The Romans also never completly got the island under control, and the Picts up in modern-day Scotland were always a problem. And, perhaps most tellingly, the island doesn't go on to develop a Romance language- the dominant language here is a Germanic one.

So, pretty interesting study, and I guess it's not so different to the modern world- rich countries have big cities that lots of people want to go to, so they become more diverse, but countryside backwater towns that are isolated enough generally avoid most of that.

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@1,417,839 (Septimius Severus)
What's that? You want a fact about Septimius Severus? Well, okay, he was a pretty interesting Emperor.

Fact #8: Septimius Severus has the dubious distinction of being the Emperor who fought the largest ever civil war battle during the Roman Empire. The Battle of Lugdunum, which was fought in 197 AD. Cassius Dio, a Roman historian who was alive at the time, put the total numbers at 150,000 Legionaries total.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lugdunum

It was fought between Severus and a rival Emperor, Clodius Albinus. It put an end to the wider civil war, the Year of the Five Emperors (which had begun four years earlier but nevermind that).

This was immediately after the period which modern historians call the Pax Romana, so the Empire was arguably at the height of it's prosperity, facilitating a power struggle of this size.

This would, I argue, have disastrous consequences down the line, as Severus massively accelerated the trend of debasing the currency in order to buy the loyalty of his troops to win this war. But, in the shorter-term, him winning in Lugdunum would bring in a period of reasonable stability under him and the Severan Dynasty he founded.

Here's a picture of a bust of his that I took.

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Let's pivot to something easier I can do off the top of my head.

Fact #9: Verism was a Roman art style that emphasised age and experience. It was most popular in the Roman Republic, before the rise of Augustus and the Roman Empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verism

This picture is an example of a bust showing Verism. What's super interesting here is how, while on first impression you might just want to say "Oh wow, this is super realistic" it... Might not be. Generally, this art style wants to make the subject look old and experienced, so it's carrying an implicit message- this person is experienced, he's fit to lead The Senate/his family/whatever. The real men could have been less wrinkly and weathered than some of these busts imply.

But when Augustus first becomes a prominent political figure in the tumult of the Republic's civil wars that will ultimately turn it into the Empire, he's only 20. He can't do Verism, or he doesn't want to. So... He abandons it. All of his portraits show him as a young man. Interestingly, they all actually keep doing this until he dies, he's always portrayed as youthful even when he's actually quite old. His Julio-Claudian successors relax this a bit, you can see statues where Tiberius and Claudius look visibly older, but they don't go back to Verism, their age is portrayed more subtly.

Verism got a brief revival under the next dynasty, the Flavians, as Vespasian does come to power as a older man and probably wants to project experience. But this ultimately doesn't last and, as I recall, all subsequent dynasties go back to younger-leaning portraiture, until you get into the third century and you get into the more simple, stylised portraiture.

Pretty interesting, IMO. In an age well before photography, statues were such an important way for people to promote themselves, and we can visibly see how the way they wanted to do this could suddenly change based on politics. Again, not so different to today, probably.

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One of my favourite Roman items is inscriptions. Not only do they let us hear from ordinary Romans who otherwise wouldn't be in the historical record, but they're one of the best ways to make the Romans relatable to modern people. Anyone can relate to someone mourning a relative.

Fact #10: Inscriptions commemorating a Roman girl, Geminia Agathe.

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It's Valentine's Day! So let's have a fact about love. ❤️

Fact #11: Under the Empire, Roman soldiers were legally unable to marry... But many of them had de facto wives anyway. Septimius Severus may have abolished this by 197 AD.

Legal provisions only exacerbated this problem. From the early principate, and most likely since the reign of Augustus, Roman soldiers were legally incapable of entering recognized marriages. At the very end of the second century AD, Septimius Severus was said to have granted them the right to “live with” (i.e. marry) their wives. Bythe fourth century ad, in any case, wives and children had come to be considered typical features of soldiers’ lives, although the earliest surviving explicit reference to their formal marital capacity dates from as late as ad 426. We do not know if officers such as centuriones were also subject to the ban while it was in effect. Equestrian and senatorial commanders were exempt, yet barred from marrying women from provinces in which they performed their duties.

However, soldiers were not physically prevented from cohabiting with women or raising children: the state merely denied them and their conjugal families the legal entitlements that conventionally accrued from marital unions. Moreover, we do not know of any penalties for soldiers who established such relationships. Thus, “non- recognition” of marriage might be a more precise term than the traditional label “ban.”

Source

So, even when their marriages weren't legally recognised, Roman Legionaries out serving in the Legions still wanted female companionship. And, on the ground, this seems to have been widely tolerated. How do we know? Funerary inscriptions, as inscriptions are neither cheap nor very secret. Like this one:

To Cocceia Irene, his most chaste and pure wife, (who) lived 30 years and a month, Gaius Valerius Justus, actarius of the Twentieth Legion, set this up.

https://romaninscriptionsofbritain.org/inscriptions/507

Awwwww. It just goes to show that, even if a Roman Legionary was out in a distant place, he could still fall in love with a woman and marry her unofficially.

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Okay, Valentine's Day is FUCKING OVER! No more love, only heartbreak now!

Fact #12: The future Emperor Tiberius happened to find love in his arranged marriage... And then it was taken away from him.

Near the end of the 1st Century BC, The Emperor Augustus was busy consolidating power now that he, basically, had complete control. A big part of this was managing political marriages within his family. Like in many ancient and medieval societies, it was quite normal for the elite in Roman society to marry not out of love, but for political alliances.

His stepson, Tiberius, was a part of this. He was initially involved in an arranged marriage to Vipsania Agrippina, daughter of Augustus's close ally Agrippa. Tiberius was a notoriously socially awkward man, I could post loads of anecdotes about him rubbing people the wrong way. He was a talented general and was liked by his troops, he just seemed to be bad at social interactions when he was off the battlefield, and regularly put his foot in his mouth with his elite peers and with commoners.

But despite this, he found love in this arranged marriage, fathering one son with Vipsania and seeming to genuinely love her.

...And then it got taken away from him.

...Although she (Vipsania) was thoroughly congenial and was a second time with child, he (Tiberius) was forced to divorce her and to contract a hurried marriage with Julia, daughter of Augustus. This caused him no little distress of mind, for he was living happily with Agrippina, and disapproved of Julia's character, having perceived that she had a passion for him even during the lifetime of her former husband, as was in fact the general opinion. But even after the divorce he regretted his separation from Agrippina, and the only time that he chanced to see her, he followed her with such an intent and tearful gaze that care was taken that she should never again come before his eyes.

Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars, The Life of Tiberius, 121 AD

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Suffice to say, his marriage to Julia was unhappy. To cut the story short, Tiberius and Julia didn't seem to like each other. Although he did get Julia pregnant, the child she had died in infancy and no more followed. The marriage was eventually anulled when an infidelity scandal erupted around Julia, and she was subsequently exiled by Augustus.

Vipsania, meanwhile, had been married off in 11 BC to a Senator called Gaius Asinius Gallus. Unfortunately, we don't get much information from our sources on what Vipsania made of all of this- it's a rule of thumb in ancient sources that, in general, important elite men are paid more attention than women. For his part, Gallus pops up a few times in the historical record where he's noted to be critical of Tuberius.

In 33 AD when Tiberius was Emperor, shortly after Vipasania died, he had Gallus imprisoned and he died of starvation. Tiberius did purge quite a few Senators in his various treason trials, but it's pretty easy to assume that this one was very personal.

Tiberius, generally, didn't seem to like being Emperor, with a famous quote attributed to him saying that being Emperor was like “holding a wolf by the ears." And although it's always important not to assume too much about people we did not know, and to not project our own assumptions onto historical figures, it is a safe assumption that being forced from a happy marriage into an unhappy one purely because his stepfather wanted to tweak the dynasty dynamics did not help make Tiberius any happier.

If you love someone, be grateful. It's one of the best things in life, and not everyone in human history got to have love.

(The picture is one I took, a statue of Tiberius. Chad alert.)

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Okay! Let's have a bit of a fact series on... Identity.

Let's have a little think about identity in the modern world. If I want to prove my identity, I could produce my driving licence. If I want to prove my citizenship, I can use my passport. If I had doubts about a policeman, I could ask him to produce an identity document proving he is one. Along with the identity itself, various information is tied to you, like taxes: if I try to evade my taxes, the government has records which show whether or not I've paid all the taxes I should. And of course, all of this is backed up by electronic databases and the internet, so anyone who has the appropriate authority and needs to be able access and verify this sort of information can.

Obviously, the Romans didn't have photo ID cards or electronic communication. Yet, identity was still vitally important for them. Whether you were a citizen, Freedman/woman, or a slave gave you distinct legal rights and limitations. And sure, if you're just in your local community, you'll be known by your community, but what if you go further afield? How did the Romans manage identity?

Fact #13: the Romans could prove identity by the testimony of others (written or verbal), or just by "acting the part". Types of documents proving legal status also existed.

Here's a great example from Roman Egypt, preserved on a papyrus document, that pretty neatly shows us how identity verification worked in the Roman Empire. A Roman veteran needs to prove his status to get legal recognition.

Valerius Clemens, who wishes to reside for the time being in the Arsinoite nome, aged . . years. The above-mentioned, a veteran, declared that he had served in the 2nd cohort of the Itureans and exhibited a Latin letter from Pactumeius Magnus the former praefect showing that after serving in the above-mentioned cohort he had received his official discharge on the 31st of December in the consulship of Aurelius Commodus Antoninus Augustus Pius and Quintillus. He also presented as warrantors Marcus Aurelius Petesouchus, Serenus Petronius, and Julius Gemellus, all three veterans, who wrote a sworn declaration along with him that he had used no fictitious evidence. And the signature of Allius Hermolaus, tribune of legion II Trajana Fortis, attached to the aforesaid name, Valerius Clemens, aged 52, with a scar above the ankle of the right foot

Epikeisis of a Roman Veteran, Roman Egypt, 188 AD
https://www.attalus.org/docs/select2/p315.html?utm_source=chatgpt.com

Super interesting. So, there's a few things going on here. Firstly, Valerius is able to get one of his former commanding officers to write a letter affirming his identity and status, and that he indeed served in the specific cohort that Valerius claimed to have been in. Another important man, the Tribune of Legio II Trajana Fortis, also sends a signature, and there's mention of Valerius being distinguishable by a scar on his ankle. Lastly, Valerius is also able to call on three other veterans to also confirm his identity and also vouch for the evidence he has provided. Pretty solid, when you think about it.

This sort of thing wasn't just for soldiers and veterans, though. People travelling, even those of a lower social status, could carry letters affirming their identity. These are letters of recommendation, which were very common in the Roman world.

Ulpius Celer to Hermeros, greeting. Allow me, sir, to commend to your notice … on, a slave of our lord the Emperor, a member of my household and esteemed by me. He is most deserving of advancement and of your favour, and I do not disguise that any service you can render him in his career will be most welcome to me. Farewell.

An Official Letter of Introduction on a papyrus
https://papyri.info/ddbdp/c.ep.lat;;81

So, this time we've got a slave (whose name is lost) being recommended by his master to a man called Hermeros. Again, we've got a name vouching for somebody.

Military diplomas attesting Roman citizenship were also issued to Roman Auxiliaries (non-citizens) who completed their time in the Roman army, doing which granted them Roman citizenship.

Okay, that's all very interesting, but what if you don't have any documents on you or witnesses around to vouch for you? For that, we have a very famous example- Paul the Apostle!

The commander brought Paul inside and ordered him lashed with whips to make him confess his crime. He wanted to find out why the crowd had become so furious.

When they tied Paul down to lash him, Paul said to the officer standing there, “Is it legal for you to whip a Roman citizen who hasn’t even been tried?”

When the officer heard this, he went to the commander and asked, “What are you doing? This man is a Roman citizen!”

So the commander went over and asked Paul, “Tell me, are you a Roman citizen?”
“Yes, I certainly am,” Paul replied.
“I am, too,” the commander muttered, “and it cost me plenty!”
Paul answered, “But I am a citizen by birth!”

The soldiers who were about to interrogate Paul quickly withdrew when they heard he was a Roman citizen, and the commander was frightened because he had ordered him bound and whipped.
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As the conflict grew more violent, the commander was afraid they would tear Paul apart. So he ordered his soldiers to go and rescue him by force and take him back to the fortress.

Acts 22:24-23:10

To cut the rest of it short, Paul's case here gets bumped up the Roman chain of command a few times, until eventually Paul is sent off to Rome to appeal directly to the Emperor.

What's important here is that Paul claims he's a Roman citizen, and the Romans who were imprisoning him immediately get nervous and start treating him better, to the point that they're willing to send soldiers to protect him. That legal status did matter a lot. And, reading against the grain a bit here, we can infer that A) Paul was convincing enough that the Romans believed his world. B) A person could just claim to be a citizen in a pinch if needed, and their claim could be taken seriously. It's pretty understandable that Paul, in his situation, wouldn't necessarily have documents or witnesses to hand to prove his identity or status.

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Right so that's how to be a good Roman and obey the law and genuinely prove your identity, but screw that! These next few are gonna be about how you can LIE about your identity for fun and profit!

Fact #14: There are multiple examples in Roman history of people using disguises to get what they want.

So, this is really of no surprise, and it's not some special, unique Roman thing. This works today, even- there's lots of psychology experiments showing that if someone wears a high-vis jacket and carries a clipboard, people will just assume they're some kind of authority figure and be more inclined to obey them or at least let them pass. The clothes we wear can greatly influence how others see us. You don't even necesarrily have to do or say much, the clothes themselves can make people just assume you are something... And the Roman Empire had a lot of uniforms you could put on.

This first incident happened in the 1st century.

He had disgraced himself in his first military service under the legate Calvisius Sabinus, whose wife, prompted by a shameful desire to see the camp, entered it at night disguised as a soldier. After she had interfered with the guard and the other soldiers on duty with unfailing effrontery, she had the hardihood to commit adultery in the general's headquarters.
Tacitus, The Histories, 1.1‑49

Thus, Calvisius Sabinus, one of the foremost men in the senate, who had just returned from governing Pannonia, was indicted together with his wife Cornelia. The charge against her was that she had made the rounds of the sentries and watched the soldiers at drill. These two did not stand trial but despatched themselves before the time fixed.
Cassius Dio, Roman History, Book 59

...under Calvisius Sabinus, he brought his commander's wife, an unchaste woman, by night into the camp in the garb of a soldier, and had commerce with her in the general's quarters...
Plutarch, The Parallel Lives , Life of Galba

In case it wasn't clear, this is three Roman historians describing the same event. Anyway, a woman named Cornelia gets into a Roman army camp, and may have had some interaction with the soldiers and went about fairly openly. Pretty brave, considering she was a woman. Plutarch's version describes her with less agency, but keeps the disguise elements and says that she was accompanied by an officer who would have presumably made her less scrutinised. Also, Plutarch and Tacitus note it happened at night, which would have helped.

Later, a bandit leader called Bulla, who operated in the 2nd Century in the reign of Septimius Severus, also used a disguise to great effect.

At this period one Bulla, an Italian, got together a robber band of about six hundred men, and for two years continued to plunder Italy under the very p259 noses of the emperors and of a multitude of soldiers. 2 For though he was pursued by many men, and though Severus eagerly followed his trail, he was never really seen when seen, never found when found, never caught when caught, thanks to his great bribes and cleverness.
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Later, he assumed the dress of a magistrate, ascended the tribunal, and having summoned the centurion, caused part of his head to be shaved, and then said: "Carry this message to your masters: 'Feed your slaves, so that they may not turn to brigandage.'
Cassius Dio, The Roman History, Epitome of Book 77

Pretty shocking he was able to do this, really. Dio doesn't go into much detail, but we can infer that Bulla somehow got ahold of a Magistrate's outfit, or a decent enough copy, and was able to just walk into a Roman settlement and be accepted.

Going back in time a bit, during the reign of the Emperor Commodus, a bandit leader contemplated using a disguise during a Roman festival to actually kill Commodus.

Every year, on a set day at the beginning of spring, the Romans celebrate a festival in honor of the mother of the gods [Cybele]. All the valuable trappings of each deity, the imperial treasures, and marvelous objects of all kinds, both natural and man-made, are carried in procession before this goddess. Free license for every kind of revelry is granted, and each man assumes the disguise of his choice. No office is so important or so sacrosanct that permission is refused anyone to put on its distinctive uniform and join in the revelry, concealing his true identity; consequently, it is not easy to distinguish the true from the false.

This seemed to Maternus an ideal time to launch his plot undetected. By donning the uniform of a praetorian soldier and outfitting his companions in the same way, he hoped to mingle with the true praetorians and, after watching part of the parade, to attack Commodus and kill him while no one was on guard.

But the plan was betrayed when some of those who had accompanied him into the city revealed the plot. (Jealousy led them to disclose it, since they preferred to be ruled by the emperor rather than by a bandit chief.) Before he arrived at the scene of the festivities, Maternus was seized and beheaded, and his companions suffered the punishment they deserved.
Herodian, Herodian's Roman History, 1.10

Okay I am running out of time and I can't find a direct quote for this one, but suffice to say that Maternus was not the last person to have this idea, and later on there's a case of this actually working.

All the way in the 9th Century, 820 AD to be precise, the Roman Emperor Leo V the Armenian was assassinated on Christmas Eve. He had imprisoned his Imperial rival, Michael the Amorian, but had held off on killing him. He was attending a service at a palace chapel, when supporters of Michael entered disguised as choir singers, which allowed them to get close enough to stab Leo to death, allowing Michael to be freed and to take power. The picture is of Leo V at the chapel, as drawn in the Madrid Skylitzes.

So, closing thoughts, if you had access to the right uniform in Roman society, it could be almost trivial to move around restricted areas, or even to kill people or at least shave their heads. The Romans were just us, and could be just as easily fooled by someone wearing an outfit that their society placed importance upon.

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We've seen people impersonating Senators and soldiers, but what if you wanted to go much further? Could you impersonate... The Emperor?

Fact #16: People impersonated the Emperor or one of his heirs. Multiple times.

For this, I'm looking at cases specifically where an impersonator popped up and said they literally were a dead or deposed Emperor or a pre-existing heir. Obviously this worked best when the person you're trying to impersonate is already dead, or at least deposed and in obscurity. An adjacent but different tactic was to claim some family link to a previous Emperor, but I'm interested specifically in cases of wholesale identity theft.

This one is fascinating to me because you just couldn't do this in the modern world, at least I don't think so. There's basically no way you could pretend to be a deposed head of state or an heir, even in countries that still are a dynastic monarchy. You can do a small-scale impersonation, wear a disguise or maybe pull off something like Numerianus, but you can't just pretend you're a pre-existing world leader and try to take over.

I was intrigued to see that this actually might be something that first became a big problem under the Romans. The Persian Achaemenid Empire has the infamous case of a Zoroastrian Magus named Gaumata pretending to be the King Bardiya, but in short the legitimacy of this story is debated by historians, and the guy who overthrew him (Darius) would have benefitted a lot by labelling him an impersonator.

For the Romans, the first case of this happened early in the Empire, with a slave named Clemens claiming to be Postumus Agrippa, a grandson of the Emperor Augustus, during the reign of Tiberius.

The same year a certain Clemens, who had been a slave of Agrippa and resembled him to a certain extent, pretended to be Agrippa himself. He went to Gaul and won many to his cause there and many later in Italy, and finally he marched upon Rome with the avowed intention of recovering the dominion of his grandfather. The population of the city became excited at this, and not a few joined his cause; but Tiberius got him into his hands by a ruse with the aid of some persons who pretended to sympathize with this upstart. He thereupon tortured him, in order to learn something about his fellow-conspirators. Then, when the other would not utter a word, he asked him: "How did you come to be Agrippa?" And he replied: "In the same way as you came to be Caesar."
Cassius Dio, Roman History, Book LVII

Unfortunately for Tiberius, this also happened again when somebody impersonating his own dead son popped up.

While affairs at Rome were in this state, the subject territory was not quiet either. The very moment a youth who claimed to be Drusus appeared in the regions of Greece and Ionia, the cities received him gladly and espoused his cause. He would have gone on to Syria and taken over the legions, had not someone recognized him, arrested him, and taken him to Tiberius.
Cassius Dio, Roman History, 58.25

Poor Tiberius. ☹️

This whole thing really reaches it's absurd peak, though, when Nero dies and fucking three impersonators pop up.

After the emperor Nero committed suicide near the villa of his freedman Phaon in June of 68 AD, various Nero impostors appeared between the autumn of 69 AD and the reign of the emperor Domitian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-Nero

I'm not gonna post the whole historical quotes, but to summarise, none of them achieved much. The first guy got a small army around him, but was killed without accomplishing much. The second and third ones both fled to Parthia, the second guy got himself killed. Pretty telling that at least three of these guys popped up, whatever you think of him, Nero obviously had some kind of popularity.

For a while, the phenomenon of straight impersonators stops. But it came back in a big way in 605... Maybe. A gigantic war broke out between the Roman Empire and the Persian Sasanian Empire. We won't go into detail but, in short, the Shahanshah Khosrow II had previously been restored to power by the Roman Emperor Maurice. Maurice was subsequently deposed, and Khosrow II used this as an excuse to declare war himself.

A major asset Khosrow had was a man claiming to be Theodosius, the son of Maurice.

The general Narses, who rose against Phocas in Mesopotamia, exploited the rumours about Theodosius. He produced a man claiming to be Theodosius and then presented him to Khosrau II. The Persian ruler, in turn, used him as a pretext for his own invasion of Byzantium, claiming that it was done in order to avenge the murder of Maurice and his family and place the "rightful" heir Theodosius on the throne. According to the Khuzistan Chronicle, he even had Theodosius re-crowned as Roman emperor by the Nestorian patriarch Sabrisho I in a ceremony in Ctesiphon. In the Armenian campaign of 606–7, the pretender accompanied the commander Ashtat Yeztayar. His presence convinced the garrison of Theodosiopolis (Erzurum) to surrender.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodosius_(son_of_Maurice)

Historians debate whether or not this man was really Theodosius or an impersonator. It was obviously in the Roman Empire's interest to dismiss him as one, but also in Khosrow's to say he was genuine. Regardless, the alleged Theodosius just vanishes from the historical record at this point, seeming to play no further part in the war. Just another little historical mystery.

A few more impersonators pop up further into Roman history, but I'll just do one more. A particularly egregious case when the impersonator was pretending to be a deposed Emperor who was still alive.


This was happening in 1081. The impersonator, Raiktor, was much like the previous impersonator: an excuse for war. This time, the attacker was a Norman adventurer named Robert Guiscard. Raiktor was claiming to be the deposed Michael VII... Who was still alive and living in Constantinople.

Anna Komnene, Roman historian and God's Favourite Princess, describes the incident.

Robert, who from a most undignified condition had attained great distinction, having gathered about him powerful forces, was aiming to become Roman emperor. Consequently he was devising plausible excuses for his hatred and warlike attitude to the Romans.
At this point there are two different versions of the story. According to one, which is widespread and reached our ears too, a monk called Raiktor impersonated the Emperor Michael and fled to Robert, the father of his (supposed) daughter-in-law.
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But my ears are also assailed by another version of the affair and this is more convincing. According to the second authority there was no monk who impersonated Michael. nor were there any such actions which prompted Robert to make war on the Romans; rather the barbarian himself with great versatility willingly invented the whole story.
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When they discovered the aforementioned Raiktor. who was a clever fellow, a criminal bevond compare, they contacted Robert, who was at Salerno at the time, via a letter. It read: Your kinsman Michael, deposed from his throne, has arrived and asks for your assistance.' This was the secret code which Robert had asked them to use.
Anna Komnene, The Alexiad

Anna then describes particularly silly incident where Guiscard sent an associate to Constantinople to help make a pretext for the war... And the man saw the real Michael.

While he was at Salerno, he had sent an ambassador called Raoul, a noble and one of his retinue, to the Emperor Botaneiates, who had by now seized power in succession to the Emperor Doukas. Robert was keenly awaiting the reply. Raoul was charged to make certain complaints and to put forward some apparently reasonable excuses for the impending war.
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Before all the contingents had been collected or most of the ships launched, Raoul came back from Byzantion, bringing no reply to Robert's communications - which enraged the barbarian more than ever. What made matters worse was the fact that Raoul pleaded vigorously against undertaking war with the Romans. First, he argued that the monk in Robert's army impersonating the Emperor was an impostor and a cheat, about him was an invention Michael. and the whole story He said that he had seen Michael, after his dethronement In Constantinople, wearing a miserable garment of some dark colour and living in a monastery. He had taken special care to see with his own eves the deposed emperor.

Much like the maybe-Theodosius, Raiktor also abruptly disappears from the historical record after a point and his fate is unclear.

So, summing up- this wasn't a constant problem for the Romans, but it was a recurring one. None of these guys achieved much on their own, and were at their most "useful" (though not to themselves) if they could get a stronger power to back them and they just acted as a convenient excuse casus belli. So, by themselves they were never an existential threat, but it's also sort of scary that basic nobodies could pretend to be somebody else and instantly get political and sometimes military influence.

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Fact #17: Emperor Elagabalus has a strange "horn" protrusion on his head in some of his coins. Nobody knows for sure what it is.

You can see it here in this image.

It only shows up in the second half of his reign, from 221 AD onwards, which is when his coinage in general becomes far more unusual and starts incorporating more of his own religious iconography.

One rather amusing theory is that it was a dried bull's penis, which was suggested by German numismatist Elke Krengel in a paper she wrote in 1997. Though I'm unconvinced, as it was pointed out by a later historian that the Romans did not do this, and if he was going around with a bull penis attached to his head, one of the sources would have surely mentioned it.

So... What could it be? Unfortunately, that's probably lost to history. As it doesn't show up anywhere else, we can infer it was probably part of his own religious beliefs as the High Priest of the cult of Elagabal, but beyond that all we can do is speculate.

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I shall see you Caligula's party boat mosaic, and raise you... Nero's bathtub! ...Well, maybe it wasn't his, and it isn't actually a bathtub but it's still cool. This fact is gonna be some mythbusting, a cool artefact, and gushing over stone all in one.

Fact #20: The Romans were able to make a massive basin out of porphyry, a very rare and expensive igneous rock.

In the Vatican Museum, you can see a a beautiful basin made of porphyry. Pic related. Now, it's commonly referred to in pop history circles as "Nero's bathtub"... But is actually isn't a bathtub, and may have no connection to Nero at all! First, let's go to the Vatican Museum's own page on this artefact: https://catalogo.museivaticani.va/index.php/Detail/objects/MV.261.0.0

It's in Italian, but here's the important part in English: "Provenance: According to Pirro Ligorio, it was discovered near the Curia in the Roman Forum under Julius II; according to another, less reliable tradition, it comes from the Domus Aurea (Nero's palace)".

Secondly, the Vatican museum page also refers to it as a "labrum". What's that? This academic paper talks a bit about labra:

Used to supply cold or warm water in the caldarium of Roman baths, these labra were generally placed on concrete bases, raising them to a level such that water could easily be scooped up by users. Water ran in them continuously, brought in by canals linked to the baths’ furnace. A large number of such labra have been found in bath complexes across the Roman territories.

https://journals.publishing.umich.edu/ars/article/id/4981/print/

So, not a bathtub, but a water basin that had water pumped into it, and allowed bathgoers to easily scoop up hot water. Just another very impressive example of how advanced the Romans were.

But one thing that pop history does get right about this thing is the material it's made of: porphyry. You can look this up on Wikipedia if you want to, but for the purposes of our topic, I'll quote a website about Roman usage of this stone to get across how much of a flex this was in ancient times. It's a bit gushing, maybe, but gets the point across:

Imperial Porphyry is arguably the rarest and most historically important stone in the world. It comes from only one source; a single mountain in Egypt that the Romans called Mons Porphyry. It is a purple, volcanic stone, very dense and fine-grained, with small white inclusions.

According to Pliny’s Natural History, Imperial Porphyry was discovered in 14 AD by Caius Cominius Leugas, a Roman legionary. Seeing that this hard stone was the purple color which symbolized Imperial power, he had samples brought to the Emperor Tiberius in Rome. When Tiberius saw that this royal-colored stone was solid enough for building and carving, he decreed that “Imperial Porphyry” would be for the use of the Imperial family only.

Tiberius quickly established a quarry on Mons Porphyry and began to use the stone for the decoration of Imperial palaces and other buildings. Later emperors continued the tradition. Imperial Porphyry was used for panels, floor tiles, statues, sarcophagi, and for the pillars of official buildings throughout the Roman world.

Perhaps most significant was the large circle of Imperial Porphyry in the center of the floor of the Pantheon in Rome. New Emperors stood in this symbolic circle to be crowned for the next 300 years.

This use to convey royalty made Imperial Porphyry truly the stone of Empire, causing it to be more significant and powerful to the Empire than gold.

https://www.imperialporphyry.com/history-of-imperial-porphyry/

One imagines that, whoever owned this labrum, they were a very powerful figure, perhaps certainly an Emperor displaying their Empire's vast wealth and reach. Why have a marble basin when you can have the rock equivalent of gold to wash with?

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''I Will add to this thread as I was curious about Sex in Ancient Rome - So to start.

https://factsanddetails.com/world/cat56/sub369/entry-6316.html#chapter-6
SEX POSITIONS IN ANCIENT ROME

Leonard C. Smithers and Sir Richard Burton wrote in the notes of “Sportive Epigrams on Priapus”: “In Alosiae Toletanae Satyra Sotadica examples of” the seven sex positions listed below” are given, and the reader who wishes to go further into the subject is referred to Forberg and Aretin, the former of whom enumerates ninety erotic postures (including spinthriae, from spinther (a bracelet), a group of copulators, forming a chain or bracelet by their connection with each other) whilst the latter in his Sonnetti lussotiosi describes twenty-six varieties of congress, each one accompanied by an illustrative design from the hand of Giulio Romano. [Source: “Sportive Epigrams on Priapus” translation by Leonard C. Smithers and Sir Richard Burton, 1890, sacred-texts.com]

Gaius Valerius Catullus (85-54 B.C.) was a Latin poet of the late Roman Republic. He speaks of Novem continuas fututiones:
Sweet Hypsithilla, passion's delight,
My gleeful soul, bid me to come;
Noontide is nearing, bar not the gate--
Hence roam ye not, stay close at home.
Prepare our pleasures in nine fresh ways,
Thighs joined with thighs, nine bouts we'll try:
Instant the summons, dinner is past,
Heated with love, supine I lie,
Bursting my tunic, swollen with longing:
Leave me not thus, dear, your lover wronging.

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BONUS SASANIAN FACT!

Speaking of disguises, there is a story about a Sasanian (Persian) Shahanshah disguising himself as his own wife to escape imprisonment. This was the Shahanshah Kavad I, and this happened around 496 to 498 AD. Kavad had been deposed and was imprisoned in the "Castle of Oblivion", showing that the modern Iranian fondness for terrifying prisons actually carries on a grand ancient tradition.

in the prison he was cared for by his wife, who went in to him constantly and xarried him supplies of food. Now the keeper of the prison began to make advances to her,for she was exceedingly beautiful to look upon. And when Cabades learned this from his wife, he bade her give herself over to the man to treat as he wished. In this way the keeper of the prison came to be familiar with the woman, and he conceived: for her an extraordinary love, and as a result permitted her to go in to her husband just as she wished, and to depart from there, again without interference from anyone. Now there was a Persian notable, Seoses by name, a devoted friend of Cabades, who was constantly in the neighbourhood of this prison, watching his opportunity, in the hope that he might in some way be able to effect his deliverance. And he sent word to Cabades through his wife that he was keeping horses and men in readiness not far from the prison, and he indicated to him a certain spot. Then one day as night drew near Cabades persuaded his wife to give him her own garment, and, dressing herself in his clothes, to sit instead of him in the - prison where he usually sat... In this way, therefore, Cabades made his. escape from the prison... For although the guards who were on duty saw him, they supposed that it was the woman, and therefore decided not to hinder or otherwise annoy him. At daybreak they saw in the cell the woman in her husband’s clothes, and were so completely deceived as to think that Cabades was there, and this belief prevailed during several days, until Cabades had advanced, well on his way.

Procopius, Wars.

This isn't the only version of events, and a later Persian historian named Tabari instead relays a story where Kavad's sister rolls him up in a carpet, tells the guard that it is soaked in her menstrual blood, and then he was too grossed out to inspect it.

Suffice to say, I'm not sure any Roman Emperor I know of had a prison break as ballsy as this one may have been.

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Okay, let's have a fact series on... Women! This is a feminist BBS, after all. Futurum est femina!

Fact #21: Roman Emperor and Empresses influenced the fashions and styles of their days, and this could even extend to children's toys, as seen by this beautiful little doll which imitates the Empress Julia Domna.

Julia Domna was from Roman Syria, and came from a powerful local family in the city of Emesa (modern-day Homs in Syria). She married the future Emperor Septimius Severus in 187 AD, and when he went on to declare himself Emperor, she got to be the Empress in 193. She would go on to outlive Severus, and become a key part of her son Caracalla's own government. Noted for her intelligence and political skill, Domna also introduced a distinctive haircut (which is probably best explored in a fact of its own). As with the dynasties before the Severans, you see busts of other Roman women imitating the hairstyle of the Empress of the time, but Domna also clearly inspired this lovely little doll.

Called the Tivoli Doll, this little lady was found in 1929. It was found in Tivoli, a town in central Italy, buried with a young woman. It's made of ivory, stands at 30cm tall, and has articulated joints. Not a million miles from a modern Barbie doll, right?

I love this little doll because, not only is it just nice to see that Roman girls played with toys similar to modern girls, but it also shows us how the image of the Imperial family was disseminated far and wide across the Empire, and raises interesting thoughts about the dissemination of the Imperial family and their image. Clearly, even children in this pre-information age could know who the leading family of their state was.

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