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Topic: Beware the ocean man

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #132,742

He only poops standing in the ocean and he'll make eye contact every time he can 🌊 👁️

Scipio Africanus joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,416,418

I WANNA BE AN OCEAN BOY!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 30 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,431

I fed a baby pesto

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,467

Holy shit I think you're on to something. Open waters are a lawless maritime playground. I'm pooping there from now on.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,491

like, don't go in it man. that shit'll kill ya

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,532

@1,416,418 (Scipio Africanus)
just pretend your camel piss shower is the ocean. Its even got the salts, so it works.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 42 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,537

This is completely true because I remember when visiting my grandmother in our small town, she dropped some serious wisdom on me: "grandson, one day some people will waste their precious time reading your post." Today is that day! ✌️

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,540

@previous (G)
Good lord, she was an oracle!
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