Topic: Beware the ocean man
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #132,742 He only poops standing in the ocean and he'll make eye contact every time he can 🌊 👁️
Scipio Africanus joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,418 I WANNA BE AN OCEAN BOY!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,431 I fed a baby pesto
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,467 Holy shit I think you're on to something. Open waters are a lawless maritime playground. I'm pooping there from now on.
boof joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,491 like, don't go in it man. that shit'll kill ya
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,532 @1,416,418 (Scipio Africanus )
just pretend your camel piss shower is the ocean. Its even got the salts, so it works.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,537 This is completely true because I remember when visiting my grandmother in our small town, she dropped some serious wisdom on me: "grandson, one day some people will waste their precious time reading your post." Today is that day! ✌️
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago [^] [v] #1,416,540 @previous (G)
Good lord, she was an oracle!
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