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Topic: Everybody’s favorite Asian sociopath explains why tech is dead

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #132,740

Technology is so over. Nerds must submit to jocks. No more $200,000 salary as a senior engineer at Google. No, now the coding nerds must star in gay porn sucking on jocks cocks.

He is Asian therefore, he is correct. Listen to this man. Don’t study, don’t learn, don’t code.

https://youtu.be/RweoklWbLsw

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,416,406

He’s a scammer who abused his wife but his narcissistic personality is highly addictive for some reason

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,408

@previous (A)

Interesting self observation

Scipio Africanus (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,413

@previous (B)
You’re welcome, toilet boy.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,416

@previous (Scipio Africanus)

How do you know I'm not ocean man

Scipio Africanus (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,417

@previous (B)
Because I’m a Roman general. I have met the sea peoples and they are much more athletic in terms of build.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,419

@previous (Scipio Africanus)

Real sea people have curves

Scipio Africanus (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 20 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,420

@previous (B)
I’m str8

Scipio Africanus (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 35 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,421

But even though I’m not gay, if I was gay, I’d be way better at it than any of you! You all have weak lungs. I could suck a brand new golf ball through a garden hose.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,422

@previous (Scipio Africanus)

Well even though I'm not a toilet man, I'd be a better toilet man then you are. I'd use the toilet and do squats on it while I use it.

Scipio Africanus (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,424

@previous (B)
Toilet squatting is an ancient art form. Westerners think they invented it, but in China it has been practiced for many years. It is much healthier for your muscles. I burst a blood vessel doing it the American way.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,427

@previous (Scipio Africanus)

A true toilet master has various of ways though. It's trains the blood vessels best.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 12 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,430

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