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Topic: My penis keeps falling out of my pants

Meta started this discussion 1 week ago #132,728

Does anybody else have this problem?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,416,361

You gotta wrap it around your torso like a snake. It makes you more mobile on your legs

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,363

’m an ingineer and my penis keeps falling out of my pants so I invented a new pants with quantum physics to stop it

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,365

Mine always gets stuck in the zipper

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 51 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,366

Mark will gladly hold it for you like an ancient cup bearer. Or cock bearer.

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