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Also, 40% of Americans will be diagnosed with cancer at some point in their life and cancer accounts for 20% of all deaths. The probability of something happening at least once is 1-(1-p)^n so I have put together a little table that shows how likely it is that at least one person who sees this post will eventually die from cancer.