Minichan

Topic: Man runs up a mountain after car accident

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 day ago #132,671

After a minimal car accident a man immediately runs up a mountain but agrees to come down after almost two hours. Police in the Faroe islands report the man is ok but have no idea why he took the mountains.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #1,415,963

Should be obvious, waiting for the alcohol to wear off.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,964

@previous (B)

Makes sense but how's he going to explain it? He just got momentarily sick of it all?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,967

@previous (A)
Sure! Whatever drunk and/or tweaker excuse. Cops have heard them all but don't have time to follow up on it. They'll file report and move on.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,969

@previous (B)

Well if I were him I'd keep a beer or two so you can drink it after a car crash, then you just say of course you started drinking because you crashed your car.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,971

@previous (A)
Smart! lol

boof joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,990

he wanted to find the penguin

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,002

@previous (boof)
In the original documentary they say the penguin is going to die because there’s no food there.

Anonymous D double-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,003

https://youtu.be/mnTU_hJoByA

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 59 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,033

@1,415,964 (A)

He can just say he was suddenly overcome by his anti-vertigo and felt compelled to go up.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 22 hours ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,068

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
the cordyceps made me do it, off̷̧̦͕̲̹̰͓͉̞̭̠̗̙͆̈́̒̐̅̆̅̐͝i̷̢̻̻͓̩͍͛̇̍̾̾͂͗̿̂c̸̜͚͕͕͎͓̺̀͑̈́́̔́̃͋̎̽̃̅̓̎͠e̴̜̩̦͕̮̱̞͆̍rs

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.