Topic: How to make toast in the microwave?
Meta started this discussion 2 days ago #132,668
I keep ending up with hot floppy bread 😫
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,415,947
You can't make toast in a microwave. Stick the bread in your oven or stick a fork in it and toast over a flame, like a gas stove or a candle.
+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 30 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,949
@OP> I keep ending up with hot floppy bread 😫
Microwave ovens work on the basis of water or fat molecule vibration. I can think of only an impractical/difficult/waste of an hour to do it in a microwave. How about hitting a thrift store for an used toaster OR they are cheep in a store.
You could heat up a pan on stove and cook one side at a time.
And do not attempt to borrow your Girlfriends vibrator as your bread will not cum out as you wish.
One could pack the bread on a Cell phone antenna and you might warm up a bit as well while making toast.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,954
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,966
Could even make a grilled cheese sandwich minus cheese and it will get you there.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,968
You put your head in and yell about the great times ahead, Then you raise your glass in everyone's honor
Meta (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,042
Please, my guests will be over in half an hour. Are there any posters who want to contribute a NON-bullshit answer?
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
Meta (OP) double-posted this 1 day ago, 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,051
FUCK YOU ALL
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,062
@previous (Meta)
Listen cloasly OP, cuz this can get rather technical. What you must do is to remove the microwaves magnatron(look up vids to do this safely) then you smash the ceramic part against a rock or concrete or tile or sommin. and then you shove that ruin magnatron into your anus and spin it until the microwave produces toast.
Listen cloasly OP, cuz this can get rather technical. What you must do is to remove the microwaves magnatron(look up vids to do this safely) then you smash the ceramic part against a rock or concrete or tile or sommin. and then you shove that ruin magnatron into your anus and spin it until the microwave produces toast.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,290
Use a toaster