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Topic: If you had the skills to take over the world?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,265

Would you fucking do it? What if you could get the ball rolling but knew you'd never live to see the fruits of your labor, like Adam Weishapt. Would you bother? Or would you just say fuck it?

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #238,409

n o

Swashbuckler !!+SaaZSjSE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #238,421

Hell yes.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #238,432

- I'd melt anyone over the age of 70 (or anyone incapable of working any more) into goo, this would save countries millions.
- I'd melt anyone whole lived in those shitty estates who lived on welfare.
- I'd melt all the corrupt bankers and politicians into goo.
- I'd melt all of Africa into goo (And any other 3rd world county, including china).

-I'd then declare that it was an act of God and that some of these people had been chosen to go to heaven because of their suffering while the others have been smited and sent to hell.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,452

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
hello you want to melt everyone who you think has not enoug use for society yet you think the bankers are corrupt?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,454

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)

Do these people have a (Profitable) use?

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,455

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
nobody has a use.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,457

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)

Some people are profitable and benefit society, a lot don't though.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,460

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
So a person who had been a profitable worker for their whole lives, will get murdered when they can no longer work? That's fucked up. You sound like Napoleon from animal Farm.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,461

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

They're past their sell by, I'd be doing them a favour.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,462

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Says you. Would you be profitable enough to stay alive?

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buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,464

@238,461 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I'd like to see how your life compares to some of these elderly people.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,466

@238,432 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
You've got something going on about goo...

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,474

@238,462 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

If their contribution to society outweighs their consumption.

@238,464 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

I am still a contributing member of society, most of them aren't.

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

:)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,475

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Would you turn me into goo?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #238,490

@238,474 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I've seen many old people who have improved society more than you ever will. If you were to weigh a lifetime of productivity you would lose.

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sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,558

I'd do it. I suppose I would get it started if i could, if my offspring would be a successive ruler. One person decided for all is the best system. No bullshit. Don't like the way something is? It gets changed with a snap of a finger. No red tape.

I'd also turn anyone over 30 into goo, except myself. I would explain it as magic that I survive the goo-ing.

The reason for this is 30 years is a long life, and there's no reasons to have people living beyond that. Less time for people to breed.

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Old people are racists!

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,560

@238,490 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

MAD L0L!

@previous (sluggy)

This so hard.

@238,475 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

I turn my own mother into goo once she'd become useless, you're not an exception.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,563

If I had the skills to take over the world I wouldn't necessarily turn that many people into goo, but I would spend the better part of my time fucking as many of the worlds most beautiful women as the reigning Supreme Fuhrer of Earth can afford.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,568

@238,432 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Shit idea. Learn2Rawls

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,572

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

What exactly are you trying to imply?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,574

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Your idea fails because no rational person would agree to such a society from behind the veil of ignorance.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,575

@238,560 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Lol. Turn me into goo. Talk dirty to me.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,580

@238,574 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> If you had the skills to take over the world

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

If your idea of an orgasm is being zapped into a pile of steaming ectoplasm, then sure I can go with that. Would you like your brain fried or scrambled?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,581

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Yes, but your plan is dumb.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #238,582

@238,580 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Always so serious.
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