Minichan

Something to do with extreme unctia and altar boys?

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ascended into heaven

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He photographed a car park?

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Several users have messaged me asking to delay the answer so they can attempt to solve it. Therefore, I will give the answer on the 15th if no one guesses correctly.

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Well obviously Dave died.

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Dave feels like I pull his strings when all I do is speak the truth. I show him things that causes him to rage. But it is all in getting him to face up to the things he has done to hurt himself and his family. Hopefully it will sink in someday and he will realize just how fucked up he really is. He believes that trying to hide these truths will make it all better, kind of like trying to put a bandaid on a cancerous lesion. Hiding it does no good, it will still keep eating away at him.

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10 more days until I reveal the answer to this years lateral thinking problem.

@1,415,313 (D)

> He photographed a car park?

Close, think laterally.

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Reading history teaches you that events are cyclical. Most problems, confusion, and fear come from people who haven't learnt this yet.

The days, weeks and even months go by slowly. But the years go by fast. Before you know it you'll be dead or 60.

Humans are almost as impulsive as dogs. Don't keep a cupboard full of snacks.

If you're a non-conformist in thought, be a conformist in dress. Offset one with the other.

Listen to your favourite music regularly. Your soul needs it.

Bathrooms are more dangerous than you think. They're slippery and full of hard surfaces – be careful.

The time is going to pass anyway, so why not live well and be happy?

There’s a reason most religions and cultures built fasting and renunciation into their traditions: the power isn’t in avoiding bad things, but in the exercise of restraint itself. Willpower is a muscle, and abstinence is the gym.

Seek not just knowledge, but the wisdom to question it. Challenge what you read; think, debate, and write to refine your beliefs. Learn to recognise biases and errors in thinking. Opt for reasoned understanding over mere information consumption.

Stock picking is gambling light. Do it in small amounts, for fun, knowing you'll eventually lose.

The wealthy utilise debt to make more money. The poor abuse debt to lose money. Taking on debt can be a useful tool, but outside of large essential purchases like homes and cars or for sensible business investing, it’s best avoided.

Don’t be tricked or sucked in by the fact that “candidates for political for office with obvious character flaws seen more real than bureaucrats with impeccable credentials” ("Skin in the Game"). People will vote for awful politicians with big mouths because they “tell it like it is” and “at least they’re honest”. Don’t be fooled — boring, considerate politicians are a good thing.

People are naturally peculiar and often their actions defy explanation. Unless they're harming themselves or others, learn to accept their inherent oddities. Trying to get to the bottom of quirks is a maddening exercise. Avoid it.

Eating meat is quite clearly immoral. Unless it will be detrimental to your health, eat as little as possible.

Any well-functioning society should have optimistic young people, and cynical old people. If it’s the other way around, something’s wrong.

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@previous (G)

Nowhere in that long, incoherent rambling, were you even close to solving the lateral thinking problem.

Everyone who read your entire post, is now dumber for reading it.

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It is now the 15th. I was ready to reveal the answer, but received a message from a mod to extend this until the end of the month.

Keep thinking everyone!

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@1,418,012 (A)
you mad

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@1,418,636 (A)

> It is now the 15th. I was ready to reveal the answer, but received a message from a mod to extend this until the end of the month.
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> Keep thinking everyone!
One must remember that any lateral thinking problem will have multiple CORRECT Answers.
Dave who is paid to get people to believe in a religion founded on a Ghost Story, refused to even allow multiple answers. That negated HIS Dumb as all Fuck Problem.
He is still MAD at me for bringing, up how his Jesus took his own mothers virginity. With a Bible passage that proves this.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

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@previous (J)
FREEDOM BEN CARSON!

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

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Dave was a fly fisherman,who was holding a fishing fly.

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