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Topic: New lateral thinking problem

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 hours ago #132,582

A fly flies into Dave's mouth, when the fly flies back out, Dave is gone. What happened?

I'll give the answer on Saturday if no one gets it.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 hours ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,415,279

Something to do with extreme unctia and altar boys?

boof joined in and replied with this 13 hours ago, 12 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,282

ascended into heaven

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 hours ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,313

He photographed a car park?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 hours ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,323

Several users have messaged me asking to delay the answer so they can attempt to solve it. Therefore, I will give the answer on the 15th if no one guesses correctly.

The Africa joined in and replied with this 5 hours ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,324

Well obviously Dave died.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 hours ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,415,329

Dave feels like I pull his strings when all I do is speak the truth. I show him things that causes him to rage. But it is all in getting him to face up to the things he has done to hurt himself and his family. Hopefully it will sink in someday and he will realize just how fucked up he really is. He believes that trying to hide these truths will make it all better, kind of like trying to put a bandaid on a cancerous lesion. Hiding it does no good, it will still keep eating away at him.
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